Harvesting....

.... Epic Failure regarding this year's peach harvest...... all THREE peaches that made it to maturity on my tiny little peach tree were munched by roving deer two nights ago..... the upside?.... well, I don't have to meander across the tropic wasteland of my back yard to pick'em.... the downside?.... man, I sure was looking forward to eating those dammed things after watching them intently since April.......

.... can you even call picking three peaches a "harvest"?.......

by Eric on August 06, 2013 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Oh, it's a harvest, all right. Not one that you'd survive on, though.

Bullshitted by Elisson on August 7, 2013 11:08 AM

Remember the time that Bones was bent on trying to eat a peach off that tree? And it was like a peach colored rock?

Bullshitted by Bou on August 9, 2013 09:37 PM

.... I remember that well, Bou...... that was the second year that the tree was planted...... as I recall, the FIRST year that it was planted he ate one right off the tree that was so juicy that he had juice dripping off his elbow after the first ripe bite!.....

Bullshitted by Eric on August 10, 2013 06:34 AM