Porsche.....

...... so, as you do, I wandered out to check the mail today, and just take a guess at what I found tucked away in the Compound's mailbox??....

..... The Missus' car's BIRTH CERTIFICATE....... no shit....... a big, reinforced envelope emblazoned with "DO NOT BEND" stamped all over it.... and when I opened it, there it was....... a birth certificate, a certificate of authenticity, and a letter signed by Porsche USA's chairman down in Atlanta.......

.... I swear, who knew that owning a Porsche was such an Event?.....

... and in worse news?..... she named the damned thing Tyrone....... as in Tyrone Powers?...... I tried to dissuade her, but I failed......... so now Blanche has to sit all night alongside a pintsized grey thing named Tyrone........ I worry for her virtue, I surely, surely do.........

.... still, she is strong of heart, and high on the moral scale....... so I sleep every night with a dream of hope.........

..... Porsche is taking this Elite stuff a bridge too far, methinks...... then again, perhaps I am just jealous that Audi doesn't play up their hand like their fellow Germans........

.... anyway, I'm off....... sleep well, rubberneckers........

by Eric on February 01, 2011 | Bullshit (5) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Lets hope it's Tyrone Powers and not Tyrone Golden Grille of da hood.


No, that would be a pimped out El Dorado convertible, wouldn't it?

Bullshitted by kurt P on February 1, 2011 10:58 PM

Mmm.....Porsche.

My very first car was a Porsche. And my second...and my third...

I started out with a tiny little 914 2.0. THAT was a fun little car that cost next to nothing. Gradually, I worked my way up to a 944 Turbo. Now THAT was a really fun car.

Now I've got a BMW. I love it to pieces, but it died on my way home from work today (and I only have 111,000 miles on it! WTF?). Did you know that BMW parts are made from gold?

Mmmm....Porsche. That's sounding pretty good right now!

Bullshitted by DogsDontPurr on February 2, 2011 12:46 AM

Ya know, Babyland General is just down the road, and a hell of a lot cheaper if you want a toy with a birth certificate...

Bullshitted by Elisson on February 2, 2011 10:07 AM

Wow - a birth certificate! Holy crap whodathunkit. We didn't get one for either of our Audis or the ML. I feel rather let down now. LOL.

Bullshitted by Teresa on February 2, 2011 02:28 PM

"Elite stuff a bridge too far"
You just ride and abuse these "things"?
I hate to think what happened to Sylvia.

Bullshitted by keeskennis on February 5, 2011 04:59 PM