Buttocks....

..... so yesterday evening the Missus and I re-watched the survival movie "Alive".... you know, where those Uruguayan rugby players cannibalize each other?...... it struck me as absolutely unthinkable when I watched the wavering hands of the first would-be cannibal carve at the buttocks of the dead pilot in search of meat.... I mean, c'mon..... really?.....

.... I couldn't help but think that if I were killed in an airplane crash, the very LAST place you'd want to carve a piece off of me to nibble at would be my ass..... I've never had the shit scared out of me before - and I hope that I never do, actually - but I have the distinct feeling that being in an airplane crash might just do the proverbial trick......

by Eric on December 17, 2010 | Bullshit (5) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Cheeky, what?

Bullshitted by Elisson on December 17, 2010 11:29 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or... laugh I guess. Holy crap.

I think you're right though. I did a post a couple weeks ago saying something about how I thought that plane crashes probably smell of human excrement. I received an email from a pilot saying, 'You're right...'

Bullshitted by Bou on December 17, 2010 06:43 PM

And if the survivors chose to make a novelty purse of some other bits, rest assured we'd use them at the next blogmeet. :)

Bullshitted by LeeAnn on December 17, 2010 08:35 PM

Staggering out of the night. BUNNNNSSSS!

Bullshitted by Rey B on December 18, 2010 10:54 AM

Would you prefer Bobbitt medallions?
If you take a backpack of a dead soldier that you have killed and eat what you find inside that backpack, is is better or worse than eating his very flesh?
SELA

Bullshitted by keeskennis on December 19, 2010 06:10 PM