Promotions....

..... after watching Dax's latest video post, this song latched itself violently onto my brain and I've been humming it ever since....... and so, I dedicate this to ole Dax..... congrats on the promotion, sir....... but that cut is not NEARLY short enough, you hippie.....

.... a toe-tapper, non?...... and if you watched his video as well, you will recognize that Mr. Montana has excellent taste in beer.....

.. in other news, I was given the chance to peer into the depths of my own septic tank this afternoon...... and I have still not fully recovered from the experience..... suffice it to say that a Human Being should never, ever be introduced to ten years worth of his own emissions all at once like I was today when the happy Septic Tank Sucker-man arrived to work his magic......

.... It was odd, seeing all that shit clogged in one poor, tiny concrete box..... and yet I couldn't help but imagine that I was feeling the exact same sensation that Koontz must feel every time he walks by the horror section of his local Waterstone's......

by Eric on July 30, 2010 | Bullshit (2) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

You've got to Eeee-liminate the negative...

Bullshitted by Cappy on July 31, 2010 07:06 AM

You looked? Blech. I've never looked.

What skeeves me out is all the stuff the septic man touches after he touches that suck the shit out hose. I watched one guy put on gloves, bring the big hose over, suck all the shit out while wearing the gloves, go back to his truck, work the controls, do something else, come back, haul the hose back up to the truck, hose it off, all while wearing the gloves, roll it back up, take the gloves off, and touch an assortment of things he touched while wearing the gloves. I thought I might barf.

Bullshitted by Bou on July 31, 2010 01:29 PM