Turns.....

.... invited The Sainted Mother over for dinner this evening, and everyone ate their fill happily...... slow roasted ham, Amish green beans canned from last year, mashed potatoes, and a fresh salad with crumbled bacon, olives, and sliced grapes........

...... God only knows the bowel movements we'll all have tomorrow, but the grub was certainly good here tonight........

..... I have to admit in being slightly evil today, though....... for as the hour of Sainted Momma's arrival neared, I muted the television and guided the channel setting to SyFy.... you should have seen the look on her face as we parlayed our pre-dinner talk in the silence of the newly re-floored living room - our voices echoing slightly as we spoke..... and all the while "deranged West Virginian cannibals" slashed throats, wrists, and just generally gnawed upon a diverse group of Waspish urbanites who had taken a "wrong turn"......

...... of course, she still ate a hearty portion of the baked ham though....... even in spite of me filling our salad-preparing time with silenced images of freakish ghouls......

.... ole Mom, she is a trooper...... how she has put up with me all these years is a Mystery for The Ages.........

by Eric on April 17, 2010 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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I don't know which is better - having Mom cook for you, or the utterly satisfying dump afterwards. I know, TMI.

Bullshitted by diamond dave on April 18, 2010 11:36 AM

"...... God only knows the bowel movements we'll all have tomorrow, but the grub was certainly good here tonight........ "

You describe a wonderful, appetizing Family Dinner... and then this.

I am so proud. My work here is done.

Bullshitted by Elisson on April 18, 2010 09:04 PM

How you mom has put up with you all these years???!!! How about your lovely bride? She has to tolerate you damn near 24/7.

Bullshitted by Sgt Holland on April 19, 2010 08:23 AM