Ireland....

..... originally we had planned to make our way up the mall in Knoxville today, just to refresh our closet's inventory, but that plan failed........ snow, icy roads, and the fact that Ireland was playing France in the Six Nations Championship nixed just about everything this afternoon......

.... but alas, Ireland lost..... soundly beaten by France....... a familiar outcome for the past ten years, actually, but still, there you go......... but hey, can you believe that the mascot of France's Rugby Union national team is really a giant male chicken?...... a cock of gigantic proportions?...... a rose-crested male Chicken with his comb ablaze and his breasts looking juicier than anything you would EVER find in your locally sourced greengrocer?.....

.... I tell you, seeing that logo emblazoned across those men's chests just makes you want to swear off Hooter's hotwings, Domino's chicken-kickers, AND Uncle Tom's BBQ'd chicken breasts for the better part of the next fifteen years......

...but, God, I can't believe that France beat Ireland...... maybe those clover leaf embroideries on Ireland's Lucky Charm jerseys this year aren't all they're cracked up to be.......

by Eric on February 13, 2010 | Bullshit (2) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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'a cock of gigantic proportions.'

damn.

Bullshitted by Jean on February 14, 2010 06:32 PM

I'm not sure how I missed that phrase until Jean pointed it out. Bwhahahaha!

Do the South Caroline cheerleaders still have 'Go Cocks!' on the back side of their bloomers?

Bullshitted by Bou on February 15, 2010 10:37 PM