Noah...

..... well, I'd like to officially declare the Eagle Glen section of the Ocoee River now open to navigation up to and including cargo barges...... good grief, I have streams six inches deep & four feet wide flowing around either side of my house from all of this rain..... I'm half-expecting to see a group of helmeted kayakers paddling by any minute.....

.... sure, I'm as big a fan of rainy days as the next guy, but all in moderation.... if it keeps this up for much longer I'm going to be forced to don the old Gore-Tex and begin building some kind of ark.......

.... and we all know how bad and frightful of a carpenter I am...... so I'd certainly hate to see the ark I'd end up building.....

... anyway, I'm off to consult my giant reference book on World Mythology to see which god I need to start schmoozing to get a little sunshine around here......

by Eric on January 24, 2010 | Bullshit (5) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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I wish I could hear the word schmoozing come out of your mouth in person. It would fill me with such nakhes.

Bullshitted by Erica on January 24, 2010 04:16 PM

Seriously?? It's raining HERE. In January!! Too wierd... I have Lake D'Rich in my backyard because the ground if frozen yet... Yeesh...

Bullshitted by Richmond on January 24, 2010 04:34 PM

Couldn't you dig some sort of levee for yourself there? If I remember correctly, wasn't there talk of a shovel nearby?

Bullshitted by LeeAnn on January 24, 2010 04:42 PM

It's 50 degrees and raining here in beautiful Cleveland, Ohio tonight....for Pete's sake!

Bullshitted by Mary on January 25, 2010 12:07 AM

Hey, look! There's good news on the haggis front: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/24/america-haggis-ban-lifted-burns

Oh, happy day!

Bullshitted by Omnibus Driver on January 25, 2010 05:03 PM