Asshole......

.... after today?...... well, I dedicate this song to Mr. Kiffin........ what a piece of fucking work.........

.... may your new college realize what a false, un-affiliated, useless fucking douchebag you are way, WAY before we did here........ hell, we thought you would be a breath of fresh air......... but instead?...... well, you were just a lot of hot air with a truck-load of priorities that were fairly immoral......

... in short?.... fuck you...... you aren't fit to suck my cock, Lane........ and as a matter of fact, what the fuck is up with your Daddy naming you "Lane" in the first place?..... what, was he a DUI offender of long-standing with the TBI?...... was that some promise that he made to keep you from being aborted early because of a driving infraction of his?....... if so, then your daddy chose poorly....... he is as much of a whore as you are..... and you deserve each other.......

..... listen closely, folks...... this is important......

... Lane Kiffin is an asshole of the first water....... and he should so fucking rot......

by Eric on January 13, 2010 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Don't hold back Eric, tell us how you really feel...:-D

Bullshitted by Kurt P on January 13, 2010 09:51 PM

Remind me to never piss you off.

Bullshitted by Elisson on January 13, 2010 10:51 PM

Sweet. I knew you'd get hot under the collar over that bullshit. Look at it this way. The soon-to-be coke snorting PAC 10 coach (and his daddy) couldn't cut the SEC mustard. UT is better off in his absence.

I hate the term 'rebuilding year' as much as the next guy, but the orange band of neanderthals will be back in fine form soon enough.

Bullshitted by Andy on January 14, 2010 12:05 AM

Hell! I could have told you that!

Just Damn!

Bullshitted by Dax Montana on January 14, 2010 08:24 AM

I'll flip you for first shot...

Bullshitted by Yabu (EOTIS) on January 14, 2010 10:26 AM

I was screaming this early in the season. My favorite team of the week became any team playing Tennessee. And, for the record, most everyone in Palm Beach County hates him. He recruited some players out of one of our poor farming towns called Pahokee, and then proceeded to trash Pahokee to anyone and everyone who would listen. You don't trash someone's hometown. And you don't trash someone's hometown that struggles like the folks in Pahokee do. He got banned from that HS campus for awhile... and there are many many Pahokee boys playing big SEC ball (and some ACC for Jimbo Fischer). Pahokee and Belle Glade are big breeding grounds for college ball and UT isn't welcome there.

Then again, UT maybe should be OK. One of those creeps that held up the gas station was from Pahokee.

Anyway, good riddance to that loser. USC gets what they deserve and UT will be better for it. As one sports writer put in our paper yesterday, the head of the SEC has been trying to get the quibbling to stop between the SEC coaches for years. Lane did what he's not been able to do... and Lane did it in just a few short seconds. Instantly all SEC coaches banded together.

Bullshitted by Bou on January 15, 2010 10:47 AM

Look at it this way. Your asshole just skunked my asshole. I mean, Brian Kelly thougt he was hot poop by bouncing over th Notre Dame, when he coulda had a shot at USC! Ha ha. Too bad some of the guys had to waste perfectly good eggs on Kelly's house.

Bullshitted by Cappy on January 15, 2010 05:25 PM

Gawrsh! Had I a Blog back in the late Eighties, I surely would have written the exact same USMC style rant, with a few less f-bombs 'cuz I was an Ossifer, when the University of Stupid Cheaters lured away MY alma mater's Head Football Coach, the scumsucking bottom feeder Larry Smith....

I feel your pain

Bullshitted by Wollf on January 15, 2010 06:11 PM

A coach actually has sunk lower than Bobby Petrino? Didn't think that was possible. No wonder Al Davis so unceremoniously dumped him from the Raiders a while back, and old Al is a pretty experienced asshole himself.

Bullshitted by diamond davej on January 16, 2010 03:12 PM