Bikes.....

..... visited the gym again today after a trek out to the chiropractor for a good tweaking.... and I swear, she seemed absolutely horrified by my lifestyle....... she took one look at me and said, "many chili-cheese dogs over the past two weeks?"....

.... just recently she "promoted" me from once a week to twice a month...... so when I arrived today, she scanned me over - all slump-shouldered as I am - and said, "so, what have you been up to?"..... I straightened slightly, and then dove straight in to the various labors and adventures that I'd been dragged into over the past two weeks..... she laughed and told me to "assume the position."......

.... after various twists, cracks, creakings, and thumpings, she asked me to sit up straight and produce an arm outstretched so that she could work her mumbo jumbo voodoo crap on me and tell me how badly I needed to be buying stock in acai berries.........

..... I left her with three recipes after she'd finished....... hell, what is a man to talk about when having the voodoo hands laid upon him other than recipes?........

...... in other news, yes, I am still in quite a foul mood........ my day-laborers are all currently incarcerated - and I have chores that need done, dammit.........

.... still, though..... tomorrow is another day.......

...... and so, I will leave you with this to chew on as you bed down for the night.....

.... exercise bikes are evil, folks....... they were in the 80s..... they were in the 90s....... and they certainly are now.......

..... good god....

by Eric on August 24, 2009 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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yeah...I put those exercise bikes in the same room with treadmills...the storage room waiting for a yard sale.

Bullshitted by GUYK on August 25, 2009 08:44 AM

The first time went under the voodoo hands, I awoke the next morning feeling like I'd been in a car wreck...but I was an inch taller.

Bullshitted by Sam on August 25, 2009 10:50 AM

I need some work from voodoo hands! It hurts so good!

Bullshitted by Kimmy on August 25, 2009 12:38 PM

Hmmm... I don't like exercise bikes I use the elliptical instead and do intervals. Of course I'd say pilates has some very evil workouts, but you'd have to get to a certain stage in the workout to hit that stuff. LOL.

Bullshitted by Teresa on August 25, 2009 07:53 PM

Exercise bikes are not so bad if you read. Take a good book and it flies by. I don't use those ones that have the arm handle things. I'm too short and they pull my rotator cuffs too much.

Bullshitted by Bou on August 25, 2009 09:50 PM

Did you find this vid because of the bikes in the background? :)) I like the song but had never seen the accompanying clip... it's bizarre. lol.

Bullshitted by fiona on August 28, 2009 07:48 AM