..... the old rifle is clean..... and the camo is hanging in the garage to air itself out..... plans are afoot, it seems...... and with that, I give you a poem......

Dread, by Eric

On Sunday I hunt the coyote.
And the thought sends exquisite chills of glee
That makes me waggle my hairy knee
With anticipation of what's to be.

Oh How I would not want to be
A coyote.

On Sunday-ee.... (with any luck)......

... me, that is, rather than the coyote having any luck...... but hey, I'm sure you catch my drift.....

by Eric on July 08, 2009 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Poetry
Bullshit So Far

Payoff already! How many more years must we endure this fruitless enterprise?

Bullshitted by Andy on July 8, 2009 10:28 PM

You don't really, really have coyotes there, do you? Do you?

Bullshitted by Kath on July 9, 2009 05:46 AM

Is that the leaf suit?

Bullshitted by Sam on July 9, 2009 06:31 AM

Kill a few for me. On a side note - my preacher is a government trapper. He trapped 6 beaver out of our pond this year. He gets to kill coyotes all the time. Sometimes he gets to shoot them from a helicopter. Who knew that there could be such cool jobs?

Bullshitted by Lou on July 9, 2009 06:31 AM

Good Luck! Ole Wylie Coyote is hard to find and kill. Used to hunt them with Greyhound dawgs out on the Oklahoma prairies with some success...back then the ears would bring a two buck bounty...about paid for the pickup gasoline and the dawgfood..

Bullshitted by GUYK on July 9, 2009 07:18 AM

Know of a way to trap coyotes using flue pipe of all things.
Heard of people who poison'em which I have no truck with as it's indiscriminate.
Lot of'em used Timic which is a pesticide. I know it from my younger days during cotton planting time. Looks a lot like FFF black powder. Two or three granules will do the trick.
Anyway, it's done in a lotta coyotes and at least one farmer that I know of.
His wife mixed Timic with the pepper in the pepper shaker. The well seasoned fried eggs he had for breakfast one morning was his last meal(unbeknownst to him).
And so it goes.

Bullshitted by Tbird on July 9, 2009 07:05 PM

.... Bite Me, Andy..... they don't call them Wile E for nothing, man.......

.... and Sam, yea...... the leaf suit is airing out....

.... and yes, Kath...... we really do....... lots of them, actually.....

..... thank you, Guy...... I hope to put a few to bed...... it'd certainly scratch a few of my itches.... and some of Bitterman's as well.....

.... good god, Tbird.........what a horrible story........ but around here, I've never heard of anyone being poisoned with buckshot...... unless it was a chest wound, of course......

Bullshitted by Eric on July 9, 2009 09:18 PM