Pasts.....

..... due to a series of wily circumstances beyond my control, I actually managed to get well & truly dirty today...... grass clippings, sweat, motor oil..... hell, even a bit of blood..... the scary thing is that I enjoyed every second of it..... I even hillbilly-engineered a cunning way to swap out the blades on the riding lawnmower..... and I've only a few nicks, scratches, and a bit of a sunburn to show for my efforts.....

..... anyway, enough of all that....... back to something a tad more interesting..... for instance, I happened to read this at Dax's site in between taking water breaks and switching out the cord in the weed eater and just couldn't help myself..... (evidently he was a squaw, by the way...) .. here's what the Almighty, All-knowing Internet has to say about my past life....

Your past life diagnosis:

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern East Australia around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.

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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!

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.... hmmmmm.... iiiiiinteresting...... feel free to get your own right here, if you're interested.......

by Eric on June 13, 2009 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Well if it said in my past life I was a Danish Viking, I was going to freak, since... well, Dad found out we're descended via some yDNA stuff. That would have been freaky.

Instead, it kept me in home turf: Ireland. The rest of it, as quirky as it all sounds, would probably be agreed upon by those who know me well.

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Bullshitted by Bou on June 13, 2009 07:54 PM

I think we might have been twins, but I was in SouthWestern part of the USA, but it says almost the same thing about me... go figure

Bullshitted by holder on June 14, 2009 12:42 PM

great just great, not much has changed for me..except ovaries

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will. Do you remember now?

Bullshitted by AWTM on June 18, 2009 12:57 PM

Ha, this was nifty. Thanks for sharing!

Bullshitted by fiona on June 21, 2009 02:11 AM