New!.....

..... two tasks before I am off to bed, folks..... firstly, I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Lou's daughter, Skybag..... many, many happy returns, ma'am!......

..... and, as I promised, here's Blanche......... exactly the same as Sylvia with the following changes - slightly bigger engine, a slightly brighter shade of white, fancier shoes, and a better Bose audio system....... other than that, she feels just exactly like Sylvia did........ which, I might add, was very nice, indeed..........

.... if you're in the market for a new car?......... well, you cannot go wrong with an Audi, rubberneckers......... and y'all can trust Uncle Eric on that one......... yea, verily......

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....... and with that, boys and girls, I am dark until morning!......

by Eric on June 04, 2009 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Man you love them Volkswagons.

Bullshitted by recondo32 on June 4, 2009 08:56 PM

.... you would too, Rick, if you ever took it for a drive......

... and besides.... you can always just close your eyes and pretend that it is a Silverado..... (silver Audi) from back at the Dahlonega Meet in 2003.......

Bullshitted by Eric on June 4, 2009 08:59 PM

I'm a Lexus man m'self but...them pics make a man salivate...

Bullshitted by The Friendly Neighborhood Piper on June 4, 2009 08:59 PM

Thanks for the birthday link. Jesse has been pleasantly surprised by the traffic on her blog and the well wishes.

Oohs and aahs on the Audi!

Bullshitted by Lou on June 4, 2009 09:37 PM

Niiiicccce!

Bullshitted by Marianne on June 5, 2009 02:42 AM

I had an Aunt Blanche. She was a trip. Neighborhood beautician, she was. Uncle Dewey built bad ass mahogany boats in the back yard. Alot of them ended up running untaxed whiskey up and down the TN River during Prohibition.

She used to smoke like a chimney. She'd even eat and smoke, ashtrays at the dining table and all. It was pretty regular that you'd walk to Aunt Blanche's house after school to wait on Momma to get off work, she'd heat you up a can of Beanie Weenies, and their'd be cigarette ashes in it when she set it down in front of you.

Think Alan Hale in capri pants. That was my Aunt Blanche.

Bullshitted by Andy on June 5, 2009 10:46 AM

Poor Sylvia, you back stabbing bastard....

Bullshitted by M on June 5, 2009 03:42 PM

A man's choice of vehicles says a lot about him. It makes me wonder what Vman's choice of rides says about him.

Bullshitted by James Old Guy on June 6, 2009 03:59 PM

i love audis, and bmws! love the continental cars, especially if they come in British Racing Green :) strangely enough, they've taken the mercedes benzs and made them into limo taxis over here....

Bullshitted by fiona on June 7, 2009 05:06 AM