News of the Weird...

Ever wonder what Donald Duck asks for at the tattoo parlor? Wonder no more.

Donald, of course, is the pre-eminent avatar of syndactyly - fused toes. Heís a duck, fercryinoutloud. But people turn up with webbed feet too... and not all of them live in Louisiana.

He cannot get a nipple ring. Heís a duck, fercryinoutloud, and nipples are a privilege extended only to us mammals. And earrings, or those loathsome tin cans that some folks jam into their earlobes, are also off-limits, because a duck (fercryinoutloud) has no earlobes.

A tattoo? Donít be stupid. You wouldnít be able to see it under all those feathers... and since feathers are constantly falling out and being replaced, it makes no sense to tattoo them anyway.

But Donald can get one of these.

Two thoughts: One, Acidman would be appalled, were he still here. Doesnít this girl know to apply some red toenail polish? Two, Iím surprised Velociman didnít find this and write one of his patented diatribes about it. Maybe this post will inspire him.

[Cross-posted at Blog díElisson.]

by Elisson on May 10, 2009 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
Bullshit So Far

Well, I tried to leave the comment before for you, Mr. Elisson, but of course leaving comments here is some kind of torture machine in and of itself!!

Point being -- some of us like to wear pretty pink polish, not just red all the time!

Bullshitted by Kath on May 11, 2009 03:21 PM

Kath, that seems to be a general issue with sites these days. I wish I had a dime for every time I wrote some brilliant comment or other, only to have it barfed back at me by Fluffy the Spamhound. Thanks for being persistent.

As for the toenail polish, red was Acidman's preferred color, but I'm sure he wouldn't have looked askance at your toes if they were done up in a pretty pink!

Bullshitted by Elisson on May 12, 2009 07:48 AM

Fluffy the spamhound strikes again!

Bullshitted by JihadGene on May 12, 2009 11:16 AM