Flip-side.....

...... I took a photograph of my television this afternoon.....

... I don't completely understand why, really, but I did.....

..... I was happily clicking my way towards The History Channel when it happened...... I'd heard that they were airing a marathon of 'Battlefield 360', so I was stoked..... I had coffee, cigarettes, and a 25lb dumb bell (for working off the excess testosterone during commercial breaks) all laid by in preparation.....

.... and then I saw this fellow...... and his pigtails have short-circuited something in my noggin all afternoon...... I think that as the straight, white guy, I have found my perfect cosmic opposite........ and that's just plain awesome........

.... so behold, gentle rubberneckers, a man who accidentally entered my quiet compound, pointed his manicured fingers at me, pursed his lips, gave his head a little weird wiggle, and cooed, "now, you listen to ME girlfriend!.... you are NOT allowed to wear eye shadow that color unless it's Easter - or you have a severe liver condition!"..... I'm still reeling from the shock of it all........

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..... good God, people..... there are some things that you just cannot unsee..... or unhear, now that I think about it....... but you just have to hear and see anyway....... I think I'm going to whip up a gin & tonic and start supper....

.... then again, perhaps that is not such a good idea...... The Missus asked for cauliflower & cheese sauce as a side dish for dinner...... and watching a big bunch of cauliflower steam might just be a Bridge Too Far, if you know what I mean....

..... damn, I wonder what his boyfriend looks like......

by Eric on January 25, 2009 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
Bullshit So Far

Of course, had you lived a bit closer, i would've invited you over for an evening of hearty Beef Bourguignon, Johnny Walker Blue, and Band of Brothers to take your mind off the troubles.

In parting...i'll never look at a black corkscrew the same way again.

Bullshitted by The Friendly Neighborhood Piper on January 25, 2009 11:44 PM

Would his boyfriend... look like you? If you are his opposite... Just sayin'.

Bullshitted by The Maximum Leader on January 26, 2009 12:27 PM

.... and Piper?..... I'd not have turned that invitation down.....

... your logic, Maximum Leader, while amusing, is still seriously flawwed..... but I do see where you're coming from....

Bullshitted by Eric on January 26, 2009 04:26 PM