Clint.....

.... too tired to post tonight, rubberneckers........ it has been a very, very long day........ but I did manage to wander down to Cleveland, TN and have lunch, catch the latest Clint Eastwood flick, and then buy a fancy dinner......... and once home?...... 'Conan The Destroyer' was on television........

.....I ask you, gentle rubbernecker, what better tool is there for combating your woes than watching Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold, and Olivia D'Abo on a chilly January evening with a full tummy and a Clint Eastwood movie under your belt?.......

..... but I swear, the folks who made that movie had no idea of its true potential....... (the Conan movie, not the Eastwood vehicle)....... I mean, Olivia's wardrobe alone is enough to make the movie very nearly criminal in its' portrayal.....

....... and that horn that Conan ripped out once The God was awakened?...... the one that Olivia had dutifully retrieved?...... bloody hell...... I am sure that a generation of young Americans were traumatized AND quite fortified at the same time by the actions of the headlining cast during those final few scenes.........

...... hey, it is no secret that I love all of the Conan movies....... no secret at all....... and also, I have written some pretty raunchy stuff about 'Conan The Destroyer' in the past.... (three years ago, in fact...)....... but tonight, that is pretty far from my mind.......

..... because tonight I just want to go to sleep and dream....... I am TIRED......

by Eric on January 23, 2009 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Movies
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I am all about the Conan Movies!

One of my favorite parts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI

So how was the Clint flick?

PT

Bullshitted by P'cola Titan on January 24, 2009 12:54 PM

Man, they really cleaned up Detriot for Clint. Don't forget your Robert Burns posting tomorrow.

Bullshitted by Cappy on January 24, 2009 06:12 PM

Dude, I had forgotten all about Wilt being in that movie. He was a big sumbitch... Hope you liked GT.. He didn't shoot enough people to satisfy me in the movie, but it was a pretty good movie. Kinda seemed like an "after school special" though...

Bullshitted by RedNeck on January 25, 2009 08:53 AM