Greatness......

..... happy Christmas Eve, rubberneckers....... I hope that this morning finds you all well.... as for me, I'm just dandy-oh.....

....well, apart from having trimmed my toenails a wee bit too close last night whilst watching Discovery Channel shows about ancient Egypt....

... which reminds me, how the hell did Alexander the Great "rule" his empire when he was nearly constantly romping, stomping, and conquering thousands of miles away?..... I mean, what's the deal with waltzing into Egypt, declaring yourself Pharaoh, and then buggering off to Babylon & India?.... and dying at nearly 33??..... he should have kept himself in Egypt, if you ask me.... I mean, I love korma and naan as much as the next guy, but I do believed I'd have stayed in Memphis and ordered a carry-out instead of making the walk.....

.... anyway, I'm looking very much forward to opening the socks and tee-shirts this year that Santa Claus is going to bring me.... Santa is always good to me, folks.....