..... it is true that The Internet is a wonderful, wonderful place.... stuffed full of gems and dross, you just never know what the next clickety-click is going to give you....... and while hope springs eternal every Friday around here, today was not as I expected......

.... and once again The Great Reader has fallen grossly inadequate in trying to convince me to dance on a Friday......

.... sir, WTF?..... KC and the Sunshine Band?..... 'Boogie Shoes'?...... have you been sniffing the uranium again?....

.... brother, that stuff isn't even music, is it?......

..... anyway, here's a little something that blipped across my radio on the way out to town today....... not really danceable, no.... but it beats the hell out of 'Boogie Shoes'......

.... and for those of you who wish to sing along, feel free.....

ZZ Top I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
I had a bluesman in the back, and a beautician at the wheel.
We're going downtown in the middle of the night
We was laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heeled shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.
'Cause we're bad, we're nationwide.
Yeah we bad, we're nationwide.

Well I was movin' down the road in my V-8 Ford,
I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Girl I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.

by Eric on December 19, 2008 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Works for me! ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on December 19, 2008 08:42 PM

WZAZ Chicago, where disco lives forever!

Bullshitted by Cappy on December 20, 2008 10:10 AM

Gee Gee Plop?! You have got's to be kidding me looong time! Do I have to cums to TennisShe and put a platform boot up your ass, or what?

Ruv You Mostly Looong Time,
Great Reader KIM Jong Il
On the DMZ between Tennessee and Humankind

Bullshitted by JihadGene on December 20, 2008 03:28 PM

Don't be dissing my boy JihadGene. He's got some good taste in music. A virtual No Tom Waits zone over there.

Bullshitted by Jerry on December 20, 2008 09:59 PM