Halloween.....

.....I woke up this morning from the most amazingly vivid dream..... the type of dream that you forget almost as soon as you open your eyes and focus...... and are then simply left propped up in a pile of warm flannel sheets, scratching your crewcut, and thinking WTF.....

.... I decided to go ahead and get up..... and as I stumbled through to start a pot of coffee, the sunlight was peeking through the gold leaves of the poplars and pin oaks in the back yard..... a fine sheen of frost covered the patio and the fallen leaves.... the fresh morning made parts of the lawn sparkle..... The World was orange and gold and I reached for the coffee tin..... and as if touched by a live wire, a spark of color zipped through my memory.....

.... I didn't remember the dream..... but I remembered the sensation....... gold, yes..... heavy, cold, and smooth...... gold and red.... crimson..... the distinct smell of honey and raspberry sauce.... my goodness, I must have been dreaming about breakfast at IHOP again.....

.... then again, I did spend most of yesterday watching a long series of horribly bad Vincent Price flicks in the run-up to Halloween.... and there was a colorized scene in "The Tingler" that could have been the raspberry sauce culprit...... but as for the honey, I have no idea..... perhaps Autumn herself (the light, the leaves, and the frost) conjured the thought.....

.... oh, and by the way, a word of advice from Uncle Eric, boys & girls..... just because a Vincent Price movie is bad doesn't mean that it isn't worth the time and effort of watching..... for after all, Vincent is The Man when it comes to The Art of Cheese..... and one should NEVER pass up the opportunity to see him strangled by his crazy sister in "House of Usher".... it truly is a thing of beauty, grace, and quiet reflection.....

.... although, you guys do have my complete permission to give "Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine" a miss..... hey, not even inimitable presence of Vincent Price can save some storylines.....

by Eric on October 31, 2008 | Bullshit (8) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
Bullshit So Far

When a woman wakes up, the first thing she does, is angle her arms above her shoulders and mumble AAAWW .... OOOWW....

Question: Why?
Answer: She has no balls to scratch.

Crewcut?, sometimes I wonder.

Bullshitted by KeesKennis on October 31, 2008 01:13 PM

.... rest assured, African..... there is no need to wonder....

Bullshitted by Eric on October 31, 2008 03:47 PM

Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, & Peter Cushing. They were my three favorite horror dudes. Gotta admit though Cushing & Lee had an edge on Price. They did a lotta HAMMER films together. Not that HAMMER was above the fold as far as horror flicks go, but the films did have numerous voluptuous maidens running around thinly clad, displaying magnificantly voluptuous bosoms as they fell into the clutches of Lee (aka) Dracula.
That being said, I always though there was something particular about Dracula. Leaning over the shoulder(after the seduction) about to plant THE bite on the neck, he was faced with that Cumberland Gap cleavage tween'st those Grand Tetons. One would think ol' Drac would place his fang-hicky somewhere more inviting but what the hell do I know. Maybe vampires were lactose intolerant?
Just a thought.

Bullshitted by Tbird on October 31, 2008 07:15 PM

..... thanks, Tbird..... read Lee's biography a few years ago.... "Tall, Dark, and Gruesome", if I remember correctly....... helluva a guy.... Cushing never really scared me that much, tough...... but Price and Lee were class acts.......

Bullshitted by Eric on October 31, 2008 07:59 PM

Everyone here is on a sugar high - don't think Vincent need apply... ;)

That and the kids would be like "Gee Mom - weren't the olden days in color??" Don't need that.

Happy Halloween! :)

Bullshitted by Richmond on October 31, 2008 08:25 PM

I had a dream...I was eating a big, sweet marshmallow...and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

It was under the bed. But the Missus's ass had a bite taken out of it.

Bullshitted by Elisson on October 31, 2008 11:29 PM

Fee, Fi, Fo Fat. I tout I taw a putty tat.

Bullshitted by Cappy on November 1, 2008 01:18 AM

I'm gonna start drinkin' again. It's been a whole six hours.

Bullshitted by JihadGene on November 1, 2008 01:46 PM