Duty.....

..... beef fillets wrapped in bacon are marinating, folks..... eggs have been devil'd..... a salad has been Caesar-ized.... potatoes are baking.... and a sapphire G&T is calling my name plaintively from the garage....

.... the real kicker?..... I'm a total sucker for plaintive name-calling.... it gets me every single time...... and honestly, who am I to make a gin and tonic unhappy?..... nay, nay, twice again nay..... I shall soldier on and do my duty..... for what purpose has a man if it is not to Do His Duty?.....

... I tell ya, it's hard to have fun in a place like this, but I do try so very, very hard.... life is a struggle each and every day.....

.... oh, and the mimosa in the back yard is sporting her first blooms in seven years!.... all I need now is some orange juice and champagne....

by Eric on June 18, 2008 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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OMG, you poor devil... You do lead such a rude and tortured life. It is my promise to you that the second million I win in the lottery is yours... Yours to bail your self from the hell hole you've gotten yourself into...

Hope you accomplished your assignment and fulfilled your duty...

Bullshitted by Winston on June 19, 2008 06:35 AM

My favorite by far... I do double bacon wrapped filets, fresh green beans with thick cracked black pepper...steamed.... A caesar with 10lbs of garlic and a Kettle on the rocks...Great minds think a like!

Bullshitted by M on June 20, 2008 12:00 AM

Let me know when you get the mimosa poured: I'm coming over.

Bullshitted by Lou on June 20, 2008 10:06 AM