..... as I tended to my flowerbeds and preened the garden path to the patio today, I did so with a heavy and aching heart..... I tugged at weeds with a furrowed brow.... I daubed the sweat on my freckled forehead with the crushed heart of a wake attendee.....

.... why so glum when surrounded by the Wonder of Nature and bathed in the sweet, sticky fragrance of the climbing honeysuckle?...

.... well, I read of Winston's shattered dreams this morning before venturing out with my pesticides and weed killers......

.... so go now, gentle rubberneckers.... go now and offer your cheery thoughts to that brave, talented man... I too once aspired to goat counting as a profession...... so I know that his pain is real...... and it is at times like these, that we must all demonstrate to Our Fellow Man that we have hearts filled with sympathy.....

by Eric on May 27, 2008 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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I feel his pain. My Daddy always told me that I should try to make my living with my head..but no matter how hard I searched I could never find employment as a hat modal..

Bullshitted by GUYK on May 27, 2008 04:39 PM

Heh - sounds like a pretty good job. Goat countin'... ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on May 27, 2008 06:25 PM

Ya know... you two could go into the Goat Counting bidnez together and have most of the state covered. Kill two dreams with one stone... or, something like that.

Bullshitted by Jean on May 27, 2008 10:30 PM

Thank you, kind brother, for the ornery mention and the pointer to my goat pen. It brings a tear to my eyes and a goat teat to my mouth just knowing there is another on the planet who has shared my goat enumeration fantasies.

Ever drink goat milk? As good or better than the bovine variety. And they say, better for you. Of course, I s'pose that depends on what they've been chewing on. Those damned horny beasts will eat damn near anything.

Bullshitted by Winston on May 27, 2008 10:40 PM

Goat counting? Sounds like some kinda IRS Agent joke GUYK would tell! Personally, I am gonna open my own inflatable line of sheep, complete with thong and see-thru Burkas! I figure to do well in the Tehran and Damascus areas. Hell, REDNECK has seven of them back-ordered for his own "personal use". JG

Bullshitted by JihadGene on May 27, 2008 11:52 PM

As I have said before: A man can't own a goat and walk with the Lord.

If you have ever owned a goat, you are smellin' what I'm steppin' in.

Bullshitted by Lou on May 28, 2008 09:38 AM

When you get done with your flowerbeds will you come on up here and do mine? The neighbor has goats, you could weed and count to your hearts content!

Bullshitted by Michele on May 28, 2008 02:04 PM