…. I wonder what the hell was going through Burt Lancaster’s mind when he accepted the role of Dr. Moreau in “The Island of Dr. Moreau”….

… if you ever want to rent a phone to take with you on an overseas trip, you’ll need to provide most cellular providers with proof of identity, copies of the front & back of your major credit card, a signed 8-page document that you have to print out yourself and fax back to them, three pints of blood, one kidney, and three hundred American dollars as a deposit…. just trust me....

… black cats are like the “blondes” of the cat-world…

…. The Bravo channel should be banned from every household on the planet immediately….

…. Hummingbirds are mean…. and they do not like to share…. At all….

by Eric on August 30, 2007 | Bullshit (11) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Let me know when you go overseas. I'll call your cell phone to check on you every few hours. Hee hee!

Bullshitted by Jerry on August 31, 2007 12:42 AM

Black cats are like the blondes of the cat world. Would that be because of which stereotype... blondes have more fun or blondes are ditzy?

I wouldn't even know if we got the Bravo channel in this house. I do know we get Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel.

Bullshitted by Bou on August 31, 2007 06:46 AM

... cheers, Jerry.... you're a true pal....

.... just the ditzy thing, Bou... both of our black cats are a little bit psycho.... I suspect that both of them need to be on some kind of kitty valium.....

Bullshitted by Eric on August 31, 2007 06:56 AM

Burt Lancaster was one heck of an actor, and he made a wide array of types of movie. Maybe it was just that he had always liked that particular one and agreed to do the remake.

Bullshitted by Glenn B on August 31, 2007 07:43 AM

Why you slammin' on Burt for being in this movie? He must've JUMPED at the chance to play longside of Michael York, famous for his simpering boy-toy gayness in "Logan's Run",(not a bad movie for it's time, but horribly dated now), and I won't even mention 'The Magic School Bus',...and then there was the riveting godliness/evilness(for people with no brain, they make it really clear for you who's who) of 'The Omega Code'. I have a black cat we named Crow, after the robot-puppet on sci-fi theatre, and he is terrified of anything that moves, including his shadow...bring out a vacuum cleaner, close all the doors and windows, and let the games begin!(evil grin!) As for hummingbirds, yeah, bless their incredibly quickly-beating hearts and wings, they are greedy and territorial...Since I'm hypogycemic I can relate, come between me and a bacon cheeseburger and I'll see you dead. Glad your show is back on, was going through withdrawals

Bullshitted by Bindersix on August 31, 2007 10:02 AM

So I have to ask... since I don't watch it... what is on the Bravo channel? I know I buzz right by it, but I never stop to look. LOL.

Bullshitted by Teresa on August 31, 2007 11:37 AM

Wait - does that me that as a blonde I should be more psycho?? Hmmmm... Wonder how hubby will take this little bit of news.

Bullshitted by Richmond on August 31, 2007 01:44 PM

Teresa: go to bravotv.com/scedule/ I don't know what ticked Eric off, but it may be because the bravo channel is sorta like having 'entertainment tonight'-type stuff on endlessy, with a cooking/drama/reallity show thrown in. Perhaps the great man will tell us?

Bullshitted by Bindersix on August 31, 2007 01:49 PM

.... Glenn B, that may be so... BUT that movie had some of the cheesiest special effects ever... I still laugh when all the beasts surround Lancaster and kill him.... later in the scene, there isnt a mark on him... just a bunch of ketchup on his white shirt...

.... good lord, Bindersix... don't even get me started on Micheal "Monkeyboy" York.....

... Teresa, just trust me... oh, and it is all the reality shows... especially "Project Runway".... I'd like to hit them all in the head with a claw-hammer....

... sorry, Richmond!.. but hey, I'm sure the news will give your Husband great joy!...

Bullshitted by Eric on August 31, 2007 02:00 PM

Dude, don't rent a cell phone go here and buy one that you can keep. You own the phone and only pay for the minutes that you use. The phone is linked to a credit card and automatically pays for your time. I have one with a London number that I use while on international travel.

Bullshitted by The Fastest Squirrel on August 31, 2007 02:32 PM

NBC/GE basterdized Bravo along time ago when the took over. It used to be all artsy-fartsy cool up and coming film maker stuff and now there nothing but stupid-assed reality shows revolving around the gay comminuty drama queen set, which there's nothing wrong with that, but still...get that crap off the tele and bring something worth watching for goodness sakes! How many freaking ways can we watch a room get redesigned?

Bullshitted by Heidi on September 3, 2007 12:55 AM