…. as High Cultural pickings are a bit slim around the casa these days, The Missus has asked that I carry her up to Knoxvegas this evening to catch an open-air performance of old Willie Shakespeare’s “The Tempest”… so if any of your hammerheads in the Knoxville area wish to buy me an adult beverage, I’ll be the guy standing in Market Street Square around 7pm tonight holding a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft and yelling at Prospero to hurry up and get to strangling Caliban…..

… what?.... hey, never let it be said that we Tennesseans ain’t got class, rubberneckers….. we got it in spades…. word....

by Eric on August 04, 2007 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Oh you got class alright! It's a one roomed bastard with a sawdust floor, but it is class.

Rack 'em.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on August 4, 2007 02:30 PM

I always kind of liked Caliban - poor buggger.
Enjoy the show!

Bullshitted by Chickie on August 4, 2007 03:09 PM

Sounds like fun! Especially the beer part... ;^)

Bullshitted by Richmond on August 4, 2007 05:16 PM

All those plays would be better if they cut the jibber-jabber and got to the car chase scenes.

Bullshitted by Cappy on August 4, 2007 07:11 PM

Cappy... bwahahaha!

Bullshitted by Jean on August 5, 2007 05:53 AM

Well, I think you have class. Dammit.

Bullshitted by agent bedhead on August 5, 2007 06:04 PM