Mature...

…. Well, I survived…. I’m posting this since I know that you guys were probably worried sick and totally ruining your manicures by nibbling your fingernails in worried silence....

… oh, and for any of you who doubt my uber-keen hunting skills, here’s a video of my absolutely incredible stalking prowess….. I mean, just look at how easily I sneak up on my unsuspecting quarry....

… that’s right, ladies and gentlemen…. That there be a mature female Latrodectus mactans, children…. and hey, I can say “mature” now as she’s definitely out of earshot…. But rest assured, folks, I didn’t call her “mature” to her face…..

... it's a helluva way to spend a Saturday afternoon, I tell ya....

by Eric on July 14, 2007 | Bullshit (12) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
Bullshit So Far

Plastic flamingos in the backyard? I don't remember those...

Bullshitted by zonker on July 14, 2007 05:33 PM

Oh you DA MAN!
You could be the next croc. hunter for sure!

Bullshitted by Maeve on July 14, 2007 08:36 PM

Heh... I found myself waiting to see you pull a gun out and dispatch the rabid flamingos.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on July 15, 2007 12:43 AM

I thought you were going to scare the bejeezus out of someone sleeping in the hammock.

Am I mean?

Bullshitted by anon on July 15, 2007 09:07 AM

Killer backyard. What kind of video camera do you use?
I need one desperately. Just don't have a clue about the damn things.

Bullshitted by Dick on July 15, 2007 01:24 PM

I'm thinking a remake of The Savage Garden is in order.

Bullshitted by Rey B on July 15, 2007 02:10 PM

hey dude...your tree has a pussy....

Bullshitted by marcus on July 15, 2007 06:15 PM

Pussy? I coulda sworn that a nasty old spider was crawlin' up some blown-eyed blodger's rectum! And, apparently, the blodger's life is in danger if he/she farts, because a Latrodectus mactans is a nasty old bitch if she has a cause to bite ya!

Bullshitted by porkchop?? on July 15, 2007 08:36 PM

Zonker beat me to it. Flamingos?

Bullshitted by Richard on July 16, 2007 04:49 AM

That tree looked like it had a clitoris.

Bullshitted by Elisson on July 16, 2007 10:47 AM


Ack!! I do so hope you killed it, Eric!

Bullshitted by Richmond on July 17, 2007 08:03 AM

Definitely some room for target practice : flamingos, spiders, hell, I know ya got squirrels there somewheres too.

Bullshitted by Ralphd00d on July 18, 2007 11:57 AM