…. Well, I survived…. I’m posting this since I know that you guys were probably worried sick and totally ruining your manicures by nibbling your fingernails in worried silence....
… oh, and for any of you who doubt my uber-keen hunting skills, here’s a video of my absolutely incredible stalking prowess….. I mean, just look at how easily I sneak up on my unsuspecting quarry....
… that’s right, ladies and gentlemen…. That there be a mature female Latrodectus mactans, children…. and hey, I can say “mature” now as she’s definitely out of earshot…. But rest assured, folks, I didn’t call her “mature” to her face…..
... it's a helluva way to spend a Saturday afternoon, I tell ya....
Plastic flamingos in the backyard? I don't remember those...
Oh you DA MAN!
You could be the next croc. hunter for sure!
Heh... I found myself waiting to see you pull a gun out and dispatch the rabid flamingos.
Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on July 15, 2007 12:43 AMI thought you were going to scare the bejeezus out of someone sleeping in the hammock.
Am I mean?
Killer backyard. What kind of video camera do you use?
I need one desperately. Just don't have a clue about the damn things.
I'm thinking a remake of The Savage Garden is in order.
Bullshitted by Rey B on July 15, 2007 02:10 PMhey dude...your tree has a pussy....
Bullshitted by marcus on July 15, 2007 06:15 PMPussy? I coulda sworn that a nasty old spider was crawlin' up some blown-eyed blodger's rectum! And, apparently, the blodger's life is in danger if he/she farts, because a Latrodectus mactans is a nasty old bitch if she has a cause to bite ya!
Bullshitted by porkchop?? on July 15, 2007 08:36 PMZonker beat me to it. Flamingos?
Bullshitted by Richard on July 16, 2007 04:49 AMThat tree looked like it had a clitoris.
Bullshitted by Elisson on July 16, 2007 10:47 AM
Ack!! I do so hope you killed it, Eric!
Definitely some room for target practice : flamingos, spiders, hell, I know ya got squirrels there somewheres too.
Bullshitted by Ralphd00d on July 18, 2007 11:57 AM