Debt....

..... alrigtht, Erica.... here you go...... damnation!...


WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
…. A bit yes, and a bit no….. my Grandfather was David Jonathan….. so my Pa chose the David and my Ma picked the Eric…… so that’s me… David Eric…..

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
…. Last week.... I was just watching a video of Nanci Griffith singing…..

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
…. I’ve been told that I have nice handwriting….

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
… smoked turkey sliced so thin that you can almost see through a piece of it if you catch the light just right…. . then, of course, it must be piled high and thick between two pieces of toast - one piece slathered with mayo & the other with Golden's mustard.... oh yeah....

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
…. Nope…. Although everyone claims that one of Big Daddy C’s kids is mine….. not guilty, though….. honestly

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
… sure…. hey, I’d definitely buy me a beer…..

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
.. hardly ever…

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
…. Hell, no…. and I can’t believe how many of y’all still have yours……

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
….. no…. but I will probably end up doing a parachute jump before the end of the year….. can’t say that I’m really looking forward to it though….

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
… the kind of cereal that looks, smells, and tastes just like bacon and fried eggs…. with a side of biscuits & gravy….

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
… yes… my H.S. Trask’s fit in such a way that they require the laces to be untied if you want to get them off…..besides, not untying your shoes is just plain slovenly… what the hell is wrong with you people?....

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
…. As compared to what?..... sure, I’m strong, I guess…. Physically, emotionally, and mentally….. but I do get a bit fragile when I’m crying to Nanci Griffith songs…..

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
… Mayfield’s Butter Pecan…. Unless you’re going to make me a milkshake…. then, I’ll have pineapple, please….

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
…. their eyes, most definitely…. and then their mouth… I have a bit of a hearing problem, so in pubs or restaurants, I tend to focus on the mouth of the person speaking to me…. otherwise the background noise breaks up what they’re saying…

RED OR PINK?
… pink…. all day long….

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
…. my temper…. once I get really, really angry, it is not a pretty thing to see….

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
…. My Father….

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
…. a pair of Levi’s blue jeans…. and white New Balance….

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
…. a bowl of diced-up honeydew melon...

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
…. The sound of a lawnmower mowing my lawn….. and this

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
…. Midnight blue….

FAVORITE SMELLS?
…. The honeysuckle that is growing over the railing of my deck….. new leather…. a Camel cigarette just before I light it….newly cut grass that I didn’t have to cut….

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
… my brother…. he’s outside now mowing my lawn…. He called to tell me that he was coming over…..

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
…. Rugby Union, college football, billiards…..

HAIR COLOR?
… strawberry roan…. See?...

EYE COLOR?
… hazel…. a green & brown mix….

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
…. I have never needed to wear glasses…..

FAVORITE FOOD?
… my spaghetti after I’ve babied it all day…. ribs, nachos, baked beans, steak…. pasta… and absolutely anything that is covered in cheese….

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
…. I hate scary movies with a blinding passion……

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
… “Zulu!” …. I so totally love that movie…. I have to take it out and watch it at least once a quarter for dramatic renewal of purpose in my life…..

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
… red.....

SUMMER OR WINTER?
… winter….. I’ve spent a lot of time in some really cold places…. and I always managed to find a way to get warm… I’ve also spent a lot of time in really, really hot places…. and I hardly EVER find a way to keep cool….. so yeah, I choose winter…. I’d rather be bundled up than sweating….

HUGS OR KISSES?
… kisses….

FAVORITE DESSERT?
…. Pineapple upside-down cake..

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
… all memes come here to die… consider my humble blog as the internet’s equivalent of sheol for all meme’s that fate guides here…..

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
… see answer above….

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
… “We Were One: Shoulder To Shoulder With The Marines Who Took Fallujah” by O’Donnell…. I highly recommend it, by the way….

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
… a Big Dog brand logo of their St. Bernard leaping forth from a broken computer monitor with “Byte Me!” typed above his snarling face….

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
…. Fox News… and then I went and logged onto the net…

FAVORITE SOUND?
…. Guitars being fingerpicked by someone who knows what they’re doing…. That little ‘pop’ that the cork makes when it is gently taken out of a bottle of scotch…. Rain….

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
…. The Stones, obviously….

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
… Bangladesh is the farthest that you can geographically get from Tennessee….. been there a few times….

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
…. I can sometimes be remarkably creative…

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
… Bradley Memorial Hospital, Cleveland, TN….

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
…. Done…..

by Eric on June 20, 2007 | Bullshit (13) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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very interesting answers Eric. Funny that you mentioned Zulu . That happens to be one of my all time favourie battle movies along with Waterloo by that Russkie Bondarchuck

Bullshitted by DanToom on June 20, 2007 04:51 PM

See? Now don't you feel better that you got that out of your system? I sure did. No fiber needed, either.

Bullshitted by Erica on June 20, 2007 06:06 PM

Why would you parachute out of a plane if you're not looking forward to it?

Bullshitted by Jean on June 20, 2007 06:43 PM

"DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
.. hardly ever… "

Mwahahaha...

Bullshitted by g on June 20, 2007 07:12 PM

Pineapple milk shake? WTF?

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on June 20, 2007 08:47 PM

Christ...
Dude, I was soooo counting on you to not fold.
But... you...
It's not that I'm disappointed, just... well...
Yeah, I'm devastated.
Now I have to answer this turd.

Bullshitted by dick on June 20, 2007 09:46 PM

Did Big Dick just call me a turd, or the meme?

Bullshitted by Erica on June 20, 2007 09:48 PM

The meme from hell Erica.

Bullshitted by Dick on June 20, 2007 09:51 PM

Well done Eric - now are you going to answer DAX's meme?

- I'm glad I have never seen your anger.
- Strawberry Roan? I have never heard of it but it sounds like your hair.
- Levi's jeans, I am NOT surprised (are they the religious ones?)
- "remarkably creative", yet you choose to stay elusive with the details...intriguing...

Bullshitted by Chickie on June 20, 2007 09:52 PM

Hah, I love pineapple shakes. When I caved and answered this evil meme I had just watched Zulu Dawn, the lesser prequel to the awsome Zulu

Bullshitted by hoosierboy on June 21, 2007 07:50 AM

I'm slovenly. *raising and waving hand*

Bullshitted by Bou on June 21, 2007 08:34 AM

Eric,
How 'bout a film festival? I'll bring The Exorcist, Signs, & Halloween. Hee hee!

Bullshitted by Jerry on June 21, 2007 08:59 AM

Just so ya' know, a roan horse has red (strawberry roan) or black (blue roan) hair mixed with... white.

I'd call your hair staight-out red. Wanna trade with a boring brunette? :)

Bullshitted by LadyGunn on June 22, 2007 02:48 AM