….. in my next life - after God has recycled me, chastised me for my many misdemeanors, and dipped my soul back into the puddle of humanity for another go-around - I want to come back as Ron Perlman…. What a cool dude he is…. and in ‘Hellboy’, he totally rocked…. Sure, he was ok in ‘Alien Resurrection’, but not nearly the badass that he was when he was dolled up in all that red paint ala Hellboy….. besides, I think that in my next life, well, I should definitely have horns………

… and what really sealed the envelope was how when that FBI agent first saw him in the flick.... oh, yeah….Tom Waits was blasting….. me, Ron Perlman, and horns jutting from my skull?..... yeah, perfect….. .

…. I was never much into comic books, but knowing now that Hellboy was a fellow Waits addict, goodness, that just simply rocks……

….. go forth and rent the DVD, rubberneckers… trust me….. and the song that was being played in the scene that I mentioned?.... well, it is one of my favorites…. 'Heart Attack and Vine'….

…. A good groove is hard to find, children….. and once one is found, it is an even bigger sin to waste it….. so, enjoy….

… in other news, I have started remodeling the Master Bathroom here….. good God, what was I thinking…… half of the wall paper is down now, and I am already prepared to drain a vein… and I suspect that the next few days will complete the “somebody just shoot me’ scene….

…. Still, though, all is good…. I lunched upon a triple cheese cheeseburger from Steak and Shake….. chili-cheese fries.. and a peach yogurt shake….

…. It sorta makes all of those sit-ups, salads, and treadmill sessions seem all that little bit more worth the while……..

by Eric on May 30, 2007 | Bullshit (11) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Atleast your choice of beverage was healthy. Good luck on the bathroom...LOL

Bullshitted by LeeAnn on May 30, 2007 09:44 PM

Love that movie...bought it as soon as it was available on dvd.

Now I have to watch it again just to listen to the soundtrack!

Bullshitted by drc on May 30, 2007 10:27 PM

Redoing the outhouse? Mercy! but you are making the rest of us Penile-Americans look bad...

Bullshitted by Elisson on May 30, 2007 10:56 PM

"Hellboy for Gott!!!"

The official campaign slogan, mi amigo. Perlman do rock.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on May 30, 2007 11:07 PM

"I am already prepared to drain a vein"

I don't expect that kind of talk from you, Eric. You're the sweet one...;)

Bullshitted by Chickie on May 31, 2007 06:35 AM

Yum... Steak and Shake has the best chili! Kinda like Hormel, but without the mystery meat.

Bullshitted by Freddie on May 31, 2007 10:42 AM

Heh - and to think, some of us just want to be *you* next time around. ;^ )

Bullshitted by Richmond on May 31, 2007 10:55 AM

Steak & Shake? I haven't eaten at one of them in years.... just like White Castle. The cravings have started again...

Bullshitted by Ralphd00d on May 31, 2007 12:33 PM

HellBoy is one of my favouritest movies. The combination of action, humour & his deadpan lines all .... well.... Heck, I watch HellBoy when I need a pick-me-up. lol.

Bullshitted by Fiona on May 31, 2007 12:54 PM

I'll tell you a thing about horns, and you just have to take my word on this: They are definitely all they are cracked up to be. Go for it!

Bullshitted by Erica on May 31, 2007 01:47 PM

You mean... you don't already have horns? Sheesh. I thought for sure you did.

Bullshitted by Bou on May 31, 2007 07:44 PM