Mojo....

… good evening, ladies and gentlemen….. I sincerely hope that whatever immortal or unearthly being that you peeps bow to is showering each and every one of you with warm biscuits, lashings of aged single malt, or whatever else it is that would get your collective cheeks rosy and your little hearts a’flutterin’….. as for me?.... not so good…..

… indeed, after my post yesterday wherein I heavily bragged about how wonderful my chicken casserole was going to be, I experienced a genuine Elisson moment…. oh yeah….. and my casserole – while edible – did very little in regards to making my taste buds leap from my tongue in sheer, orgasmic abandon….. serves me right for picturing God in a bib and wielding a wooden spoon, I guess…..

…. But, oh!... the hits just keep on coming!... this morning?.... I inadvertently locked myself out of the house and had to spend the better half of the day attempting to find a key and/or pick the lock….. sure, I ended up picking the lock, but it certainly wasn’t pretty….. AND I was assaulted by ticks and mosquitoes the entire time….. AND I think I got sunburned….

… so, there you have it, fellow travelers…. someone extremely heinous has thieved my mojo….. I mean, when you get to the point that you cant even have a quiet, sunshiny morning out on the patio with a cup of coffee and a writing pad, hey, you might as well just give it up…..

…( I will say that the first part of the morning (before I locked myself out) was very, very enjoyable…. and pretty much hearkened back to the prime of the first SWG mojo )…..

by Eric on May 25, 2007 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Deep breath, Eric... deep breath.

Bullshitted by Jean on May 26, 2007 07:35 AM

Yeah Baby! Got my MOJO back!

Bullshitted by Rey B on May 26, 2007 09:56 AM

http://safetybuddy.stores.yahoo.net/rohikeydides1.html

Bullshitted by Harvey on May 26, 2007 10:56 AM

Ya know... heh.. with as fair as you are, I'm surprised you don't have little bottles of sunscreen tucked into all the nooks and crannies of your home inside and outside. :)

Bullshitted by Bou on May 26, 2007 11:08 AM

Donnie took y'all's mojo. Bejus seen him havin' beer for breakfast on the deck this mornin' an' he had a evil grin. Bejus don't like that grin, nosiree. Best hide.

Yeah.

Bullshitted by Bejus on May 26, 2007 11:45 AM

Some days, you eat the bear.

Some days, the bear eats you.

Bullshitted by Elisson on May 26, 2007 05:27 PM