Safe....

…. Well, hammerheads, I’m back….. yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m sure that y’all missed me…..

…. I see that my scandalous collection of guestbloggers managed to keep up the joint while I was away swilling pints and sipping nips, and for that, I am truly, truly grateful… .

…. Hey, I am in y’all’s bloggy-debt….

…. Except for you, Richard, you bastard…… indeed, we were most certainly Not Amused by the horrific photoshopping of my manboobs that you created….

….. so, yes…. I’m home once again… and I shall begin pseudo-bloggy decompression of my epic European odyssey on these very blogpages in the very near future….

… so stay tuned, rubberneckers…. I even have video of The House Guards marching up and down the square ala Monty Python’s ‘Meaning of Life’……

by Eric on May 19, 2007 | Bullshit (15) | TrackBack (0) | Scotland 2007
Bullshit So Far

oh.thank.goodness.


Welcome home!

Bullshitted by Jean on May 19, 2007 04:11 PM

Really. Thank the Lord. It was beginning to get ugly. Welcome back.

Bullshitted by Erica on May 19, 2007 05:22 PM

About time you drug your ass home!

Bullshitted by Rey B on May 19, 2007 05:23 PM

Nice to see you back, Eric. Hope your vacation was wonderful!

Bullshitted by Richmond on May 19, 2007 05:34 PM

Did you bring us some haggis? Does haggis even travel???? *shudder*

Bullshitted by Bou on May 19, 2007 06:40 PM

Have a nice vacation?

Bullshitted by Richard on May 19, 2007 09:14 PM

Welcome back. We missed you!

Bullshitted by Jerry on May 19, 2007 09:57 PM

Bejus sees. Bejus knows. Bejus gazes 'pon Eric's commenters with disapproval, as they comes out'n the woodwork to hail feller well met Donnie's red-haided brother from another mother, after they shunned Bejus.

Bejus ain't forgetting, either. His fort needs a couple more 4x6 boxes, and an extra peephole or two.

Yeah.

Bullshitted by Bejus on May 19, 2007 11:35 PM

Welcome back, bring back any good booze?

Bullshitted by Glenn B on May 20, 2007 06:07 AM

LMAO@ Bejus!
Haggis in a can perhaps? *shudders with Bou*

Welcome back, Eric. We missed ya.

Bullshitted by imp on May 20, 2007 06:39 AM

Welcome home doll...

Bullshitted by Chickie on May 20, 2007 10:21 AM

How 'bout that Haggis-on-a-stick franchise?

Bullshitted by Cappy on May 20, 2007 10:37 AM

And you survived a burger with an egg and onion rings, or so I'm told... welcome back :)

Bullshitted by Ann on May 20, 2007 12:09 PM

Shouldn't oughtta called attention to the photoshop disaster, Eric. I had to go looking for it. Found it, too.

Now I have to rinse my eyes out with lye...

Bullshitted by Mark on May 21, 2007 12:07 AM

Hey, you're back!

Welcome home, for what it's worth. It's always a terrible mess when you're gone. ;)

Bullshitted by Fiona on May 24, 2007 12:48 PM