Out to Lunch

Actually, about to sign out for my week of on-call production support. You know, just like people with real jobs have. I become disgustingly sober for this, so the writing wouldn't be as much fun anyway.

Some of the information posted here lately was just damn wrong. Like the instructions for Dick in a Box. I cut a hole in it (the BOX, you morons) but it just wasn't big enough. So I worked real hard at getting my junk in there. Box was too small too. Then it got messy. Spent 3 hours in the ER waiting for attention to the wounds.

After recovery the pre-on call martini launch last night was a success. And over 40% cheaper than other locations too.

Enjoy the other substitute bloggers here, and don't forget to refer all hot babes to my blog. Cappy will be monitoring the doings here, and volunteering with the U.S. Haggis Patrol during the mandatory quarantine period for Eric's reentry.

Guys, clean up your mess here. Those unsighly white stains on the carpet and on that blue dress, for instance.

by Cappy on May 12, 2007 | Bullshit (1) | TrackBack (0)
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OMG. Who are you people and what have you done with Eric?

Bullshitted by Libby on May 12, 2007 08:33 PM