Mercy...

I see Eric hasn't learned his lesson...he'll just let any old varmint up in here.

Of course, having known the Velocigod for some years now, I'm entirely aware that he might well have recruited one of his legions of "Intrepids" to hack into the Straight White Lodging, providing him plausible deniability for the content of the post linked above.

Since the president of the Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez fan club has seen fit to exhume the Senator's corpse once again, in order to cast disparagement upon mine and Eric's heritage as such:

I'd rather be dead, like a bump on a log,

Than red on the head, like the dick on a dog.

I feel obligated to return fire to the extent possible, always keeping in mind the VelociOne's facility with words, and insults.

Just call me Blondie. Or Reddie, as it were.

I have, you see, witnessed the phenomenon of Velociman hung over to the nth degree, huddled over a gargantuan plate of breakfast in where else? The Huddle House. Not jut any Huddle House, mind you, but the Helen, GA location. Helen, home of waitresses missing many teeth and possessed of more than their fair share of rear end. Yes, rubberneckers, hammerheads, and pinheads...I have the goods on Velocifeller, and I demand a retraction.

Or an extra glass of Artillery punch at the next Helen throwdown.

I know about the monkeys too, Velocifeller. And the spiders. And "breaking left".

Don't make me use it.

Just don't.

by Donnie on May 09, 2007 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Eh, don't take it so bad, Donnie. I come from a long line of Scottish redheads, and seem to produce them. And my hair turns red as the sun reaches its zenith. I just wanted to insult Eric without mentioning his, er, shortcomings.

Bullshitted by Velociman on May 9, 2007 08:59 PM

V-God: Truce unnecessary. I merely hoped to provoke you into a blog war on Eric's turf, as it would be unseemly on mine ;-)

Breakfast is on me at the Huddle this year, bro.

- D

Bullshitted by Donnie on May 9, 2007 09:36 PM

And for a small Velociconsideration, I shall postpone indefinitely my plans to pot video of the infamous Claxton meet, in which Velociman demonstrates the effect of dispatching an entire fifth of Ketel One all by his lonesome. It ain't pretty.

Bullshitted by Elisson on May 9, 2007 09:45 PM

Er...post. Fuck.

Bullshitted by Elisson on May 9, 2007 09:45 PM

If you gwine do it, Ellie May, this is the site. Nobody comes here. And I'm sure I was beautiful...

Bullshitted by Velociman on May 9, 2007 10:13 PM

You were, Vman. In a Helen Thomas sort of way.

Bullshitted by zonker on May 11, 2007 10:15 PM