Flooding....

…I rolled out of bed early this morning and found my way into town…. I breakfasted at a small, Mom & Pop type joint and carried home a huge Styrofoam box of gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns, and sausage for The Missus…..

… she was incredibly pleased…..

… her love of bacon is so complete and abiding that it really should be under the study of a team of neurologists & biochemical engineers…. I’m quite sure that they could – given sufficient time, funding, and an infinite supply pork bellies – probably find a cure for a shitload of diseases just by tapping into her noggin as the endorphins flood it…..

…. it is an amazing thing to watch, trust me…. and hell, I don’t even have any equipment…

…. she tells me that I have a very similar reaction when given a bottle of Glenmorangie….

… anyhoo, I’m off to enjoy the cloudiness of today and attempt to prune the magnolia… it certainly needs it..... and it is an excellent excuse for bagging on hitting the gym today....

by Eric on April 28, 2007 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (0) | Drinking
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Did you just say you don't have any equipment???

So, then...you're more of a eunuch than a straight (white) guy...?

:D

I remember the day I made a discovery via bacon: fat=flavor.

Bullshitted by Lucky Star on April 28, 2007 06:29 PM

Mmmmmmmm..... That's some good stuff. Drooling....

Bullshitted by caltechgirl on April 28, 2007 10:18 PM

You better get off your sorry ass and feed that good lady of yours. She is a great gal and you will NEVER find another one like her in the world.

Bullshitted by Catfish on April 29, 2007 06:32 AM

I have that reaction with bacon AND Glenmorangie :)

Bullshitted by Graumagus on May 1, 2007 08:22 AM