Imus.....

…. good morning, rubberneckers…. I hope this fine, frosty morning finds you all getting exactly what you deserve…… as for me, it is a orange juice, bacon, and biscuit kind of morning…. which, of course, is exactly what I deserve…..

…. and for your morning reading enjoyment, I would like to direct you over to Skippy’s pad….. as usual, he hits the nail on the proverbial head with a stunning intellect…. For instance, he has this to say:

….I seriously doubt that the Framers intended the First Amendment as a constitutional guarantee of syndication in the lucrative Boisie market, and anyone who uses the words "comedy" and Don Imus" in the same sentence should be forced to climb Kilimanjaro with broken hands and feet. Unless of course that sentence is "Scientists discover Imus is the antidote to comedy." that would be fine….

…. which is quite insightful….. but then, we have the final shot across the bow…..

If America has really been reduced to taking sides in a pissing match between two amoral shitheads like Don Imus and Al Sharpton, maybe the terrorists should win….

… yea, verily…. indeed…..

… go now and read the rest…. my bacon beckons…..

by Eric on April 16, 2007 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Beckoning bacon, huh? That shit ain't made it out here yet. And people thought Jimmy Dean was an uncomplicated hick.

Bullshitted by bitterman on April 16, 2007 10:43 AM

Skippy rocks...

Bullshitted by Chickie on April 16, 2007 11:02 AM

I had recommended the very post to which you refer, in a comment I made over at Big Hominid's Hairy Chasms. Skippy, as usual, gets it right. Dead solid perfect.

Bullshitted by Elisson on April 16, 2007 11:47 AM

"If America has really been reduced to taking sides in a pissing match between two amoral shitheads like Don Imus and Al Sharpton, maybe the terrorists should win…."

Allow me to add Canada to that statement and also a loud Amen brother.

Bullshitted by DanToom on April 16, 2007 01:53 PM

ooo ooo oooo! I know who Al Sharpton is!!! Heh.

Bullshitted by Bou on April 16, 2007 02:19 PM

I hope it is real bacon, none of that pussy fake diet good for you bullshit bacon.

Bullshitted by james old guy on April 16, 2007 03:33 PM

And sadly the rest of the news today will put all of this bullsh*t to bed permanently. I feel guilty to be kind of glad about that...

Bullshitted by Richmond on April 16, 2007 04:10 PM

Al who? What is Imus? I'm tired of this shit already. Wasn't that last week's news. Whats Al got to say about the Duke case now that he's contributed to screwing' those boys permanently>

I ain't heard nothin'. Not one "oop's I was wrong"... nothing.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on April 16, 2007 06:42 PM

Hehehehehe... well of course Skippy is absolutely right. Then again - having heard Imus once and Al Sharpton once - I knew it before Skippy wrote it. *grin*

Bullshitted by Teresa on April 18, 2007 01:48 PM