…. To quote the illustrious Mr. John Prine:

A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won…and it was 12 O’clock before I realized I was having no fun…..

… howdy, folks…. It is 12:37 here….. how are YOU guys doing?....

…. me?... well, I'm just dandy-O.... but I suppose that I shouldn’t have tried to eat my breakfast while watching Fred disembowel that mouse in the garage this morning…. it was really quite horrible….. watching a cute, furry woodland creature get methodically chewed into oblivion wasn’t exactly the start that I had hoped for on this springtime Monday, but there you go…. you just gotta take them as they come… besides, the mouse probably deserved it if the Glorious Unknown were ever to finally be revealed….

… I suppose that I should just go all “Walden Pond” on it all, but that somehow doesn’t seem appropriate… and I hear that there is a Vincent Price marathon on this afternoon and I suspect that’ll get me right back into the Spirit of Things….

… you know, I think I’ll grill up a cheeseburger tonight…. perhaps Fred is onto something with his whole recent red meat kick….. the salmon that I pan-seared last night really just didn’t do it for me….

... and Nature, people.... she does sometimes give us clues.....

.... my little Bro will be here around 2:30 and we'll be off to the gym to pump some iron for an hour or two... after that, well, I've got a newly-blooming peach tree to plant.... and after that?.... cocktails on the patio.... Lawd, hep us...

by Eric on March 19, 2007 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Thinking
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Mmmm...cheeseburger. Red meat: it's what's for dinner. And breakfast, if you plan properly.

Bullshitted by Elisson on March 19, 2007 03:38 PM

Yesterday's breakfast sounded much more appetizing!!

Bullshitted by Michele on March 19, 2007 03:55 PM

Hey, Big E, have you considered gainful employment? These boreblogs are getting worrisome.

Bullshitted by Velociman on March 19, 2007 06:26 PM

John Prine... that sounds like travelling music! I need some of that. Like blasting ZZ Top's "Legs" at full volume on I-71 coming into Columbus.

Bullshitted by Cappy on March 19, 2007 06:34 PM

What's with MuNu's comments? They're off. Now they're back. Off. On. Damn.

What was I saying?

Bullshitted by Jerry on March 20, 2007 01:25 AM

Technically, mice are white meat. But I guess all meat's red when you rip it apart with your bared teeth on a cold cement floor.

Bullshitted by Rube on March 20, 2007 05:43 AM

Never have I been so glad to be a vegetarian.

Bullshitted by agent bedhead on March 20, 2007 12:01 PM