…. mercy, folks…. I don’t care much for basketball & the whole March Madness thing, but Tennessee just laid a fairly mighty smackdown on those boys from Long Beach….

.. in other news, I called up ole Elisson this morning while he was in the midst of his radio show and spoke to him for a good while about foot-long corndogs…. No, really….. they sell those things out in the hinterlands of south Georgia…. I seen’em with my own two eyes…..

… oh, and that reminds me… do you guys remember that silvery-liquid-metal guy from Terminator II?... why did he need that cop’s pistol when he first came back to Earth?.... it looks to me like he should have been able to use his morphing ability to just make one of his hands some sort of cannon and just launch little pieces of himself at Arnie…. like “smart ammo” or something…. And while I’m thinking of it, how come that crossbred Alien in Alien Resurrection was still squealing and making goo-goo eyes at Sigourney Weaver when all of its guts, legs, and most of its chest had already been sucked out to space through that crack in their ship’s hull?... hello?!?... how can you make a racket and plead innocently for salvation when all your innards have been liquefied and puked out into the great vacuum of space??....

.. shit like that just pisses me off….. oh, and Nevada just beat Creighton in overtime….. damnation….

by Eric on March 16, 2007 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Thinking
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OK, for the T2 guy, he could only make edged weapons, and where would the gunpowder come from for the cannon? As for the Alien, who says he made sound through vocal chords vibrated by air? What if he were like a cricket, making sounds by rubbing one body part on another?

Bullshitted by Walrilla on March 16, 2007 05:08 PM

Ok, I don't know why the T2 chromo-cop didn't do more with less, nor why the over grown bass bait that had the thing for Sigourney's flava didn't either, but I'm pretty damned sure that Betty Crocker killed the Dough Boy in the Kitchen with rollin' pin...

I was gonna congrat you on T's 120+ point smackdown but I didn't think you followed a sport where the balls bounced true.

I have Virginia punkin' 'em in the next round.

Hey, at least I picked 'em in the first round.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on March 16, 2007 05:59 PM

yeah, kinda like reading a Western where there is a cattle drive going through Oklahoma in 1870..yeah right..was no such place at the time.
At least make the shit realistic..

Bullshitted by GUYK on March 16, 2007 06:03 PM

.. actually, Walrilla, sir, T2 could have easily made some sort of compression chamber, barrel, and projectile... and then expelled it towards Ahnold by simply having the chamber squeesed closed rapidly....

.. and as for that Alien, you have a point... however, he was making the same sort of eeping noises while he had no torso as he was when he was licking on Sigourney's face...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 16, 2007 06:14 PM

um, are you actually questioning the science in science-fiction movies?

the realism of sci-fi?
are you questioning the directing genious of James Cameron and Jean-Pierre Jeunet?

As for the alien thing that I can answer, you don't die immediatley upon entering the vacuum of space...humans can survive for more than a minute in space (ref.

so surely an alien could survive with half its body hanging out a crack in the hull for longer.

Bullshitted by miguelthemonkey on March 16, 2007 06:56 PM

Actually, one of the characters explains that the T2 can only make edged or pointed weapons, nothing mechanical, as a compression chamber would be. Really, I'm surprised that you, Eric "The Blade", didn't know that.

Bullshitted by Walrilla on March 16, 2007 10:28 PM