…. Well, we’re all back safe and sound….. Nashville was, as per usual, a total blast…. Tootsie’s had an incredible band playing – as did the Stage on Broadway and many other places…. and we enjoyed chilling to “Def Leprechaun” playing at Mulligan’s down on 2nd Ave…..
… it was a cold, drunken walk back up the hill to The Sheridan though, but I suffered through it…. and, as most god-fearin’ men do, I rose early and toured the grounds of the state capitol in the crisp morning air while everyone else slept off their over-imbibing from The Night Before…..
… a word of warning to those reckless ones among you, though…. steer clear of the pulled-pork nachos that they serve at B.B. King’s place…. While they are extremely yummy going down, you’ll pay for them come the next day… two or three times….. and hey, I was blessed with the constitution of a rutting rhino and they still worked my innards like a hillbilly on a banjo…..
…. So take it from me, y’all, you’ve officially been warned…..
.. anywhoo, tomorrow and Tuesday are down-days for our merry band of miscreants, so there might (perhaps) be more content here…. then again, I wouldn’t exactly hold my breath on that if I were you guys….. the Brother in Law has expressed a deep-seated desire to fire my black guns again, so one of those evenings that’ll be taking place……
… you know, whoever said that firearms aren’t fun just didn’t have the right teacher, boys and girls….. it’s all in the wrist, I’ve heard it said…. Or perhaps, it’s all in picking the right kind of targets to blast….. I forget… either way, we’ll be photo-documenting the bursting of some balloons very soon at a website near you…..
like a hilbilly on a banjo - mwahahaha!
Drink lots of water today, did you?
Have a good night.
... I certainly was dehydrated... but all in all, it was a wonderful weekend....
Bullshitted by Eric on March 4, 2007 09:16 PMYou're a dumb ass Eric...It ain't about the teacher...it is all about the target...
Bwahahahahahahah!!!!
Stay safe
Bullshitted by Yabu on March 4, 2007 09:44 PM... sweet, Yabu!... you volunteering?..... you have my grid coordinates... come on down.... these balloons are getting tedious.....
Bullshitted by Eric on March 4, 2007 09:50 PMI also recommend the Hermitage, next time you visit Nashville. Not only does it feature a Men's Room impressive enough to have been used for a music video (true!), they have a staff of white-gloved female bellhops to wipe your keister after you "drop the kids off at the pool." They'll even tuck you in at night, should you care to take repose upon the 800-count bed linens. And the bathrobes are to die for, being lined with the finest chinchilla belly-fur.
Bullshitted by Elisson on March 5, 2007 06:20 AMDamn, they told us we couldn't even put our grubby mitts on the walls of the Hermitage.
Guided historical tours are all well and good, and Old Hickory should rest in peace, but I think I'll stick with the scene at 2nd & B'way. Has a nice, homey ring to it.
Just wanted to stop by to tell you that Battle of the Blogs: Round 2 has started, and your blog is one of the ones still in the competition.
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I'm still stuck in the pulled-pork nachos... there's just something wrong with that.
Bullshitted by Teresa on March 5, 2007 10:47 AMLisa Dub hit it... that dammned banjo line was a classic. Consider it stole... ;) Hillbilly on a banjo...
"Let's here your best bullshittin'"-- well, I'm FULL of it, so you'll have one hell of a time with me!
I absolutely LOVE Nashville (prounounced Nashvull) I'm from upper East Tn, so Nashville is only about 5 hours away from me. I was with my aunt the last time I went, so I didn't hit any of the bars, but I did take a ghost tour, go figure *L*
Bullshitted by Christy on March 6, 2007 02:44 AMErica, my comment may have been unclear. I was referring to the Hermitage Hotel in downtowwin Nashville, not The Hermitage, Home of Preznit Andy Jack. They wouldn't let me touch the walls at the latter either, much less put on one of the bathrobes...but at the former, they'll let you do just about anything provided you have the coin.
Bullshitted by Elisson on March 6, 2007 02:25 PMHmmm, Hillbilly on a banjo . . . brings such wonders to mind . . .
Bullshitted by oddybobo on March 6, 2007 04:45 PMOh, dear...apologies, Eric, for using your comments area not what it was intended for...but, this to Elisson: Oh. Heh. Duh.
Hermitage Hotel: Completely outta my league. I'm hard scrabble that way, ya know?