…. further to commenter Rey B’s concerns, I am incredibly happy to report to you all that I managed to keep last night’s chops from bursting into flames.. and thus, I kept my luxurious pelt singe-free… (my right arm still hasn’t totally recovered from last week’s lamb chop related firebombing) …..

…. so y’all can rest easy, gentle people…. I know how each of you dote upon my health and stay up late into the night wringing your hands worrying for my safety….. but I continue to remain happily orbiting around the cusp of Just Plain Awesome and One Foot In The Grave…. Yin and Yang, and all that funky stuff…. hey, it is the way we’re supposed to live….

… as a case in point, I stopped off at the local Krystal’s yesterday lunchtime and introduced my Brother in Law to the sensory overload that is the Krystal Chili Cheese Pup……ladies and gentlemen, he was absolutely awed by the sheer amount of goodness that could be crammed into such a tiny bun…. Yea, verily… I even heard “God Bless America” slither forth from between his chili-grease stained lips after only the second bite!....

… and after our nutritious meal?... you guessed it, people, I was off to my medical appointment… and there the tender hands of a knowledgeable professional kneaded me back into healthy alignment and soothed my knotted muscles….

… Yin and Yang….. see?....

… anyway, we’re all off for a nice drive into the mountains this afternoon to try to clear our heads with some fresh air after last night’s marathon poker session & smoke-in…. after all, I need to rebuild my strength as much as possible… the First Annual Jawja Blogger Rattlesnake Wrestling Competition in Claxton is only two weeks away….

by Eric on February 23, 2007 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Rattlesnakes? There are easier ways to get liquored up, you know. I bet you could probably get a quart of scotch and a sixer into the Tulip Festival at Callaway Gardens, too. Tulips are a lot less, um......flled with venom.

Bullshitted by bitterman on February 23, 2007 11:49 AM

Where can we score us some Chinese Snake-Bile Wine, I wonder?

Bullshitted by Elisson on February 23, 2007 02:06 PM

Gasp, wheeze.. pulled myself away from on-call and Anna Nicole coverage (boy, she must need some coverage by now!) in time to read about the unfortunate Lamb Chop incident. My advice, stay away from barbecuing sock puppets for now.

Bullshitted by Cappy on February 23, 2007 05:56 PM

Good Lord - I am so glad you are out there taking one for the team... Team Bacchus Rules! ;-)

Bullshitted by Richmond on February 23, 2007 07:28 PM