….. you know, I’m just as fragile as the next guy… and to badly quote Shakespeare, if you cut me, do I not bleed?....
.. sure, I know that was rhetorical, but yes, I do…
… and that is precisely why I cannot stand idly by and let this African’s slander slip by without retort….
.. for it is not for MY honor that I defend, people, but that of my darling Sylvia… his photo does not NEARLY do her justice…. And trust me, folks, she has a rear end that is sexy as hell…. Here is a photo of the real backside of Sylvia….
… mmmm… curves…. subtle, soft, and perfect.....
Man, oh, man...that is some hot automotive bootie you got there.
Did somebody mention apples? Mmmm!
Bullshitted by Erica on February 9, 2007 01:41 PMVery nice Eric - I'm envious!
Bullshitted by Ruth on February 9, 2007 05:01 PMShe is beautiful. I am impressed. You whited out the tag numbers.
Bullshitted by Richard on February 9, 2007 07:15 PMHe got you good.
Bullshitted by LeeAnn on February 9, 2007 07:51 PMThe true Sylvia is verrrry nice.
Just couldn't resist it once I got my grubby little hands on the photo.
LOL
Ah... I see you're a Baby's Got Back fan...
Is it safe to assume that there's a lot of junk in that trunk?
Bullshitted by Harvey on February 10, 2007 08:31 AMTwin tailpipes. You and Keesie can do a threesome!
Bullshitted by Velociman on February 10, 2007 09:53 AMBut do the rear end have any DRIVE to it..
Bullshitted by GUYK on February 10, 2007 11:27 AMDoesn't that car come with a Barbie or quart of White Diamonds perfume or something? Gift certificate at Macy's for high threadcount sheets, perhaps?
Bullshitted by bitterman on February 10, 2007 12:01 PMA man should never make fun of another mans ride, not matter if it does make him look like a big pussy.
Bullshitted by james old guy on February 10, 2007 01:13 PMYeah, and Sylvia wails SRV, too.
Bullshitted by Mark on February 10, 2007 01:27 PMI don't care what anybody says, I kind of like your volkswagen.
Bullshitted by recondo32 on February 10, 2007 09:38 PMHey recondo32...I'm with you...I would much rather have a piece of shit Ford Mustang than anything made by the Germans.
German engineering sucks...period.
Bwahahahahah!!!
I'll race you from point A to point B, to point C, or beyond anytime...ANYTIME...I will blow your fucking doors off...all the way off...
I'm just sayin' Wanna dance?
Bullshitted by Yabu on February 10, 2007 10:56 PMThat's a nasty way to diss a sweet ride.
A Rustang's only claim to fame is the motor, and the Japs have an answer to that.
Enter Kawzilla's 0-60:
Kawasaki ZX-12R 9.96 sec @ 142.3 mph
That's stock- no lowering, street tires, and stock pipes.
6th gear roll-on performance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6jQYr9zlCA
Wanna vacation in Canada next summer? Come get some! :)
Bullshitted by G on February 16, 2007 08:54 PM