….. you know, I’m just as fragile as the next guy… and to badly quote Shakespeare, if you cut me, do I not bleed?....

.. sure, I know that was rhetorical, but yes, I do…

… and that is precisely why I cannot stand idly by and let this African’s slander slip by without retort….

.. for it is not for MY honor that I defend, people, but that of my darling Sylvia… his photo does not NEARLY do her justice…. And trust me, folks, she has a rear end that is sexy as hell…. Here is a photo of the real backside of Sylvia….


… mmmm… curves…. subtle, soft, and perfect.....

by Eric on February 09, 2007 | Bullshit (14) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Man, oh, man...that is some hot automotive bootie you got there.

Did somebody mention apples? Mmmm!

Bullshitted by Erica on February 9, 2007 01:41 PM

Very nice Eric - I'm envious!

Bullshitted by Ruth on February 9, 2007 05:01 PM

She is beautiful. I am impressed. You whited out the tag numbers.

Bullshitted by Richard on February 9, 2007 07:15 PM

He got you good.

Bullshitted by LeeAnn on February 9, 2007 07:51 PM

The true Sylvia is verrrry nice.
Just couldn't resist it once I got my grubby little hands on the photo.

Bullshitted by Keeskennis on February 9, 2007 11:46 PM

Ah... I see you're a Baby's Got Back fan...

Is it safe to assume that there's a lot of junk in that trunk?

Bullshitted by Harvey on February 10, 2007 08:31 AM

Twin tailpipes. You and Keesie can do a threesome!

Bullshitted by Velociman on February 10, 2007 09:53 AM

But do the rear end have any DRIVE to it..

Bullshitted by GUYK on February 10, 2007 11:27 AM

Doesn't that car come with a Barbie or quart of White Diamonds perfume or something? Gift certificate at Macy's for high threadcount sheets, perhaps?

Bullshitted by bitterman on February 10, 2007 12:01 PM

A man should never make fun of another mans ride, not matter if it does make him look like a big pussy.

Bullshitted by james old guy on February 10, 2007 01:13 PM

Yeah, and Sylvia wails SRV, too.

Bullshitted by Mark on February 10, 2007 01:27 PM

I don't care what anybody says, I kind of like your volkswagen.

Bullshitted by recondo32 on February 10, 2007 09:38 PM

Hey recondo32...I'm with you...I would much rather have a piece of shit Ford Mustang than anything made by the Germans.

German engineering sucks...period.


I'll race you from point A to point B, to point C, or beyond anytime...ANYTIME...I will blow your fucking doors off...all the way off...

I'm just sayin' Wanna dance?

Bullshitted by Yabu on February 10, 2007 10:56 PM

That's a nasty way to diss a sweet ride.

A Rustang's only claim to fame is the motor, and the Japs have an answer to that.

Enter Kawzilla's 0-60:

Kawasaki ZX-12R 9.96 sec @ 142.3 mph

That's stock- no lowering, street tires, and stock pipes.

6th gear roll-on performance?

Wanna vacation in Canada next summer? Come get some! :)

Bullshitted by G on February 16, 2007 08:54 PM