…. You know, I still have one of the original copies of Anna’s appearances in Playboy buried somewhere deep in the blogroom closet…. I initially bought it because she parlayed something very basic about humanity…. She was, after all, the modern day Marilyn for a split-second….. well, except that Monroe left a body of work (in the classical sense) and Anna just left a body…… oh, and that Marilyn had natural tits….. but I digress….

.. still, though, she is dead….. and that is a tragedy….. 39 is just too early to pop your clogs, look towards heaven, and moan through your red lipstick “take me home”…. even if you do have monumentally-stacked fake breasts…. 39 is just too damn early….. hell, she could have at LEAST survived until she got those Texas Billions that she was promised by her ancient lover and the Texas courts…..

… but hey, life rains on everyone’s parade sooner or later…… for me?.... give me Penelope Ann Miler shaking her ass in “Carlito’s Way” any day rather than Anna rolling around in a tub of bubble bath for Hefner….. Hell, ever since I watched “Kindergarten Cop” I’ve been a Penelope fan….. goodness, Arnie should have kicked that Kennedy to the curb back then and screamed “Penelope” from the very top of his Austrian lungs…. but that is a story for another day….

…. Lookit, people….. talent and beauty do not walk hand-in-hand every day…… as a matter of fact, rarely do they meet each other at all…..and Anna?.... hey, I am sorry that she is dead…. And I wish that she’d had a better life….. but flicking the channel today between Fox AND CNN gave me a wonderful barometer on the state of our union….. and in short?..... we’re fucked….. well and truly fucked…

… the day that the death of a fake-titted, methodone-addled, Playboy model/Golddigger takes preeminence over our continuing battle with terrorists, a nuclear-armed North Korea and Iran, and the downplay of the Colts winning the Super Bowl, well, just stick your heads between your legs now, rubberneckers….. because it is time to officially kiss your ass goodbye….

…. But hey, I’m still keeping those old Playboys…… maybe one day they’ll be worth something again…..

by Eric on February 08, 2007 | Bullshit (18) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Excellent points. We are screwed! News? What news?

Leaders Nancy and Harry, Weak candidates. Our elected congressmen unwilling to support a war wholeheartedly, or have the balls to say they are voting us out of there! and on and on to sickening unending monotony! God save us!

Bullshitted by Joe on February 8, 2007 09:32 PM

Being a southpaw, my left hand doesn't know what to do with its self, but by tomorrow morning I'll have sent her mamories a packin' fer sure.

Bullshitted by Bullseye on February 8, 2007 09:46 PM

Yep. Behold the instant gratification generation. Deaf and ignorant by mass media overload.

Pool our weapons and resources in a yet to be determined stronghold Southern location and wait for the coming apocalypse sez me.

I'm favoring your neck of the woods. Mississippi's too damned flat. Can't get lost in a bean field.

Bullshitted by bitterman on February 8, 2007 11:29 PM

True dat 'bout the MM... Is it just me, or does that "lawyer" fella always seem to be around when somebody drops out like a dove shot durin' in season? No warnin', just flyin' along one minute, dead a doornail the next...

Bullshitted by RedNeck on February 9, 2007 12:25 AM

OK. All the big boobed blondes all kind of run together for me... me who does not remember names or faces. Idiot Savant that I am... remembering torques for military aircraft motors instead.

Is this the chick you had the big assed poster of, like life sized, that you bid out on your blog?

Bullshitted by Bou on February 9, 2007 07:22 AM

You should have seen the faces of my cousin and aunt when they heard the news. My aunt damn near cried. I started working a post up, right then, but "we're fucked" covers it best.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on February 9, 2007 08:09 AM

"But hey, I’m still keeping those old Playboys…… maybe one day they’ll be worth something again…"

Not a bad idea..you might even READ the articles some day...

But be sure you keep them hid..when the ragheads take over they will be chopping off heads of people who have these kinds of magazines..

Bullshitted by GUYK on February 9, 2007 08:44 AM

But the news media has always been like this. It's the most excellent of ways to ignore having to report (aka - doing actual real work) on such a sordid thing as war. They try very hard to find as many of these type of stories as possible so they don't have to do anything but speculate - hours of airtime filled with inane chatter - a reporter's dream. Add some risque pictures and life is wonderful.

Yeah, 39 is too young and she was one messed up woman.

Bullshitted by Teresa on February 9, 2007 11:23 AM

She was one fine, hot, sexy and pretty woman at one time. She maybe hated by many but she was also wanted by many. We all know she had nothing between the ears, but when it comes to fucking, who cares?

Bullshitted by Catfish on February 9, 2007 11:45 AM

What's amazing is that anyone considers this news - the woman was apparently a drug overdose waiting to happen. The only shame I see is that the child is going to be the target of any relative or could-be-relative who just wants the money that comes with him.

"Deaf and ignorant by mass media overload." ... sad but true.

Bullshitted by Barb on February 9, 2007 03:51 PM

Amen brother!

Bullshitted by michele on February 9, 2007 07:27 PM

"Well and truly fucked" indeed. You nailed it.

Bullshitted by Richmond on February 10, 2007 08:42 AM

""Well and truly fucked" indeed. You nailed it."??

She HAD been married to an old fart, but from the numbers of people jumping out of the woodwork claiming to be the father of the baby (whose middle name might as well be MealTicket), it looks like she didn't mind getting some extra itch-scratching whenever she could get it.

I can't possibly imagine why such a bottom-feeding minor celebrity's death would garner so much media attention. She only made page 8 up here in the local paper. Guess there's hope for Canada yet, eh?

Bullshitted by G on February 10, 2007 10:08 AM

Yeah…I guess we’re fucked, but I think that sometimes our Fellow Americans, when hit nonstop with death, suicide bombings, terrorism, Islamofacism, and more death, get a bit jaded and apathetic. As for me? Fine…throw in an occasional salacious story about a hot blond with giant breasts…. breaks up the monotony. (Although, it is a tragic story).

Bullshitted by Morris William on February 10, 2007 10:33 AM

I feel your pain. I heard a quick blurb that they were going to do a segment on autism in the morning news. So I of course kept the tv tuned it. They put more time in to that bimbo and her death then they did in the so called segment on autism. The autism segment lasted MAYBE 2 minutes, the mulitiple stories on Anna? All freak'n DAY.
I don't feel sorry for her, she continually made bad choices in her life. I do feel sorry for her daughter.

Bullshitted by Maeve on February 10, 2007 11:09 PM

"But hey, I’m still keeping those old Playboys…… maybe one day they’ll be worth something again…"

Maybe if the pages weren't all stuck together...

Bullshitted by Mark on February 14, 2007 12:40 AM

well, i'm probably coming from the other side of the political spectrum from you here, but i'm with you wrt the tabloidization of the news. there's a reason i cancelled cable. well, a couple, but that was one of 'em. a dead popstar is newsworthy, sure. it is not a headline, and it for damn sure does not merit constant "breaking news" updates. i mean, what? "She's still dead." sorry, but. i mean, really.

Bullshitted by belledame222 on February 15, 2007 06:18 PM

and yeah, that poor kid's gonna be tossed around more than Nathan Jr. in Raising Arizona.

Bullshitted by belledame222 on February 15, 2007 06:21 PM