… my little Brother and I are complete polar opposites…. it’s incredible…. the man just has an aura about him….

.. take today, for instance…. I’m piloting Sylvia into the turn-off lane at a red-light in Athens… there were a few cars in front of us, so we’re sitting back a bit….. he’s in the passenger seat in his smoky-hazed pimp sunglasses and white under-armor shirt, shaved head, diamond earring, and neatly trimmed goatee….

… I’ve my head turned to speak to him and I happen to catch sight of two young ladies sliding past us in a Toyota Avalon towards the red-light…. and they are both checking him out as they slowly roll past….

… says I, “did you see that?”…

…. says he, “ooohhhh yeah… hey, check this out…”

… “what?”…

…. He coolly takes off his glasses and says out loud, “turn around, darling… you know you want more…’”… the windows are up and the Avalon is thirty feet away, mind you…..

.. and no bloody sooner than he says that does the passenger at the red-light two car lengths up slowly turn around in the seat and look at him….

… he raised his hand and waved as he smiled out “hello, babydoll… where are you going?”….

… and to my utter amazement, she waved back and winked at him….. with him sitting in my passenger seat looking like some weird mix of Mr. Clean and Snoop Dogg…..

... luckily the light changed and I sped away before he was dragged off to some apartment by those two and ravished senseless....

… but I tell you, people, it was an remarkable thing to witness…… and there is no way in Hell that I’m ever letting him borrow my car…..

by Eric on February 05, 2007 | Bullshit (15) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

A) I'm totally speechless.

B) It's definitely in the genes.

Bullshitted by Erica on February 5, 2007 08:04 PM

Wow, major flirting there! Yes, protect Sylvia at all costs.

Bullshitted by Michele on February 5, 2007 09:05 PM

That's exactly how it is with my bro, Mr. Perfect. Chicks dig him...

Shoulda seen when I picked up my bike. He rode it back as I didn't have the license, yet. Womens were checking him out all of the way home. Thought at first that it was the bike, but whenever I ride it, it seems to be broken.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on February 5, 2007 09:10 PM

They were looking at you, Eric.

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on February 5, 2007 09:41 PM

I think I have figured out how you can get rid of that "pesky Brazillian"...

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on February 5, 2007 10:16 PM

I think I have figured out how you can get rid of that pesky "discreet Brazilian"

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on February 5, 2007 10:19 PM

That is how it is with Morrigan and me. It is amazing. Of course it was unintentionally hammered home even more one day when I escorted her to the doctor for a frickin' sports injury that I was an accomplice to and the nurse asked me if I was her mother. That was lovely...

Bullshitted by Bou on February 5, 2007 11:02 PM

I agree with Lisa...they were looking at you.

Bullshitted by drc on February 5, 2007 11:38 PM

...'aura'... it's there, dear man.

Bullshitted by Jean on February 5, 2007 11:59 PM

You need to lock him in your garage until we can somehow learn to extract and bottle whatever it is that he has.

We could bottle it and make huge fortunes.

Bullshitted by kdzu on February 6, 2007 07:48 AM

Just as well you were there to protect your baby brother - getting ravaged by a pair of young women sounds like a terrible fate.

Bullshitted by Mark on February 6, 2007 08:37 AM

Good heavens.

Bullshitted by Richmond on February 6, 2007 10:51 AM

Why does this not surprise me? *grin*

Bullshitted by Teresa on February 6, 2007 02:04 PM

uh, why you only sharing with the ladies of sleepytown, tennessee? YOU DAWG! picture postage now, c'mon! what? the shit you men will post, your colon, your gas, but not your fine looking brothers?? i don't get it.

call me when things start making sense out here.

Bullshitted by shoe on February 6, 2007 02:09 PM

My dear, departed, baby brother also had that kind of "power." It really was like being chopped liver...

Bullshitted by wil on February 6, 2007 05:43 PM