Tonic....

… you know what I really, really need right now?... a 6-foot USB extension cable…. I’m tired of my new webcam only being able to barely see around my monitor with my new desk/chair/workstation set-up…..

… so help out a Fellow Traveler, friends….. hey, I’d do it for y’all, you just know I would….

…. actually, I started a new diet a few days ago by following an old recipe that I had attached to my refrigerator with a Knoxville Zoo magnet years and years ago….. here, check it out….

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… pretty much sums up where I’ve been lately, rubberneckers…… Peace on Earth, indeed…..

…. anyway, I leave you gentle people with a few select lines from the very end of Chapter 17 of Douglas Adams’ masterpiece - “Life, The Universe And Everything”…

“….None of these facts, however strange or inexplicable, is as strange or inexplicable as the rules of the game of Brockian Ultra Cricket, as played in the higher dimensions. A full set of rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume they underwent gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole….”

… indeed…. Indeed… y’all think about that for a while and get back to me….

... and by the way, I hope that each and every one of you enjoyed a merry Christmas.... however big or small your collection of friends and family....

by Eric on December 26, 2006 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Drinking
Bullshit So Far

dude... you need electronics, especially AV type cables? how fast do you need them and why haven't you called your boy?

Bullshitted by RSM on December 26, 2006 05:13 PM

... no rush, killer.... we be cool.....

Bullshitted by Eric on December 26, 2006 05:50 PM

The rules for Brockian Ultra Cricket and the rules for "Life" have similar complexity and I think the same thing must've happened to them as well.

Bullshitted by g on December 26, 2006 11:29 PM

I'm thinkin' that you read stuff that would make my brain hurt!

Bullshitted by Jean on December 27, 2006 12:55 AM

National Geographics also have a tendency to accumulate in mass concentrations sufficient to distort the Space-Time Continuum...

Bullshitted by Elisson on December 27, 2006 01:35 AM

... word, G.. I think you hit the nail on the head....

.. and Jean?... hey, it makes my head hurt too... but it's worth a read....

.. rgr that, Elisson....

Bullshitted by Eric on December 27, 2006 11:52 AM