Singing....

.... happy Friday, rubberneckers.... today will be spent practicing a new Christmas carol.... behold..... a duet to be performed with my Cousin Tiffany.... my goodness....

I really can't stay
… Baby, it's cold out side…
I've got to go away
… I said it’s cold out side….
This evening has been
… mmm… tickled to death that you dropped in…..
Soooooo very nice
… I'll hold your hands, they're like ice…

My mother will start to worry
…Darlin’, what's your hurry?....
Daddy will be pacing the floor
….just listen to that fireplace roar…
So really, I'd better scurry
… mmm, what’s your hurry?....
Well maybe just a half-a-drink more
…. put some music on...while I pour….

The neighbors might think
…. Baby, it's bad out there….
Say, what's in this drink?
… No cabs to be hailed out there, you know?.......
I wish I knew how
… Your eyes are like starlight now…
To break this spell
…. I'll take your hat, you look swell…
I ought to say no, no, no, sir
… Mind if I move in closer?....
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
… what's the sense of hurtin' my pride?....
I really can't stay
… mmmm, Baby don't hold out….

Oh but it's cold out side

I simply must go
…. Baby, it's cold outside….
The answer is no
…. I say it's cold out there, you know?....
Your welcome has been
… How lucky for me that you dropped in……
Soooooo nice and warm
… just look through the window at that storm!.....

My sister will be suspicious
…. your lips look delicious…..
My brother will be there at the door
… like waves upon a tropical shore….
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
… Gosh your lips ARE delicious…..
Well maybe just a cigarette more
…. I’ve never seen such a blizzard before!....

I have to get home
…. Baby, you'll freeze out there….
Say, can I use your phone?
… mmm… It's up to your knees out there, you know?....
You've really been grand
…. I thrill when you touch my hand….
But don't you see
… How can you do these things to me?....

There's bound to be talk tomorrow
.. just think of my lifelong sorrow….
At least there will be plenty implied
… mmmmm, you tellin’ me…. If you caught pneumonia and died…..
I really can't stay
… get over that hold out…..

Ah but it's cold out side

Baby it's coooooold ooooooutsiiiiiiiide

... goodness.... can you guess which lines are mine?.....

by Eric on December 15, 2006 | Bullshit (8) | TrackBack (0) | Music
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Nice and warm and wet up here on the Georgian Bay In fact we have had so much rain that I saw an old fella building the mother of all big boats.

Bullshitted by Dan on December 15, 2006 03:17 PM

Heh. Love it!!

And you know, I hear that song *everywhere* these days. I just may not have have noticed it before, or hey, it might just be due to your cosmic influence. :-)

Only time will tell...

Bullshitted by Richmond on December 15, 2006 03:39 PM

One of my favorites.

Bullshitted by Richard on December 15, 2006 03:44 PM

Poetry and now lyrics. You're such a renaissance man Eric.

Bullshitted by Libby on December 15, 2006 04:19 PM

"can you guess which lines are mine"

Umm... the whiney sounding ones?

Heheheheh...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on December 15, 2006 04:54 PM

Eric,
But baby it's hot outside. At least it is here in Tulsa. It's looking like a Hawaiian shirt Christmas. Yeah!

Bullshitted by Jerry on December 15, 2006 05:17 PM

ok great gong...and I would make a joke about you "singing" with your cousin...

but I am currently living in Arkansas so I think iti is against the law for me to joke about it. And God knows bailing Mom out of jail during the holidays is no fun, unless everyone is drunk.

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on December 15, 2006 05:36 PM

Eric, wishing you and your better half - the best for the holidays !!!!!

Bullshitted by The Body Guard on December 16, 2006 05:14 AM