…. well, according to the little digital read-out on Sylvia’s dash, today is the day for her first physical….. 5,000 miles…. Wow… the children grow up so quickly these days…. Where has the time gone?....

.. and so, I am destined to entrust wee Sylvia to the tender hands of the lovable technicians of Harper’s in Knoxville today… indeed, I was told via phonecon on Monday (when I set up the appointment) that she is in for quite a treat… cleaning, polishing, tire rotation, vacuuming, oil change… even a luxuriant shampooing of her delicate ragtop….

… I will, of course, use the time spent apart from her to finalize the Christmas shopping…. and I know of a shop in East Town Mall that whips up Godiva milkshakes that God himself orders on occasion when he’s feeling naughty….. so hey, I might just treat myself this afternoon…

… as for the rest of you rubberneckers?... I wish you all Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards Men… there is a special little corner of my hardened heart which holds you all dear today…. I mean that completely…..

…. so enjoy it while you can, people…. I suspect I’ll be cranky again tomorrow….

by Eric on December 13, 2006 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Cranky? You? Don't believe it possible...

My car is also going in for his first service on Friday...not nearly as extravagant as Sylvia's though.

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on December 13, 2006 10:41 AM

.. hey, it happens...

Bullshitted by Eric on December 13, 2006 10:55 AM

Think I'll take this opportunity to thank you, Sir, for the link.

Enjoy that shake!

Bullshitted by Freddie on December 13, 2006 10:56 AM

... my pleasure, Freddie...

Bullshitted by Eric on December 13, 2006 11:06 AM

Say a prayer for me while you are out and about...My second son just enlisted in the Marines...If all goes well he will leave next Tuesday for basic.

Bullshitted by drc on December 13, 2006 01:01 PM

we know where you will sit and drink your shake, and that will help lighten your mood.

heck you might even see the Brazillian reciptionist leaving with the smallest of bags...

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on December 13, 2006 08:40 PM

Cranky? Did you have your shelva in hand? That's cranky.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on December 13, 2006 09:40 PM

Hope Sylvia is well and the shake was decadent.

Cranky?... I'm thinkin' not.

Bullshitted by Jean on December 13, 2006 09:42 PM

Although I envy you your ridiculous metabolism, which, coupled with a complete lack of conscience, allows you to enjoy a Godiva milkshake with no remorse whatsoever, I will not begrudge it you.

May your milkshake be just a taste of the good things that come your way this season.

Bullshitted by Elisson on December 14, 2006 12:07 AM