… I tell you, some people just ain’t right…. I mean, just when the Marine Team pulls ahead in the Valor-IT Project, the mighty Sgt. Hook (Army Team, of course) starts spreading dirty lies about my beloved Corps!...

…. that’s correct, ladies and gentlemen… Sgt. Hook is telling porkies…… see, he claims that the Marines were created to provide dancing partners to the Squids for their Saturday night hoedowns…. goodness gracious…. Everybody knows that this just isn’t right…. the way I heard it was that the Marines were created to assist the Sailors with the guzzling of their rum rations way, way back in the day…. but hey, I could be wrong…

… as a matter of fact, I’d say that there is a fairly high probability….

by Eric on November 06, 2006 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Military Stuff
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Ohhhhhh! So that why Marines are such good dancers, They've had plenty of practice.

Bullshitted by Michele on November 6, 2006 05:27 PM

You know what shit sounds like when it hits the fan? MARINE!!!!

Bullshitted by drc on November 6, 2006 07:00 PM

You expect us to believe there was no dancing involved after drinking all that rum?

Bullshitted by Sgt Hook on November 6, 2006 09:42 PM

Dancing?... is that what you guys call it?

Bullshitted by Jean on November 6, 2006 10:43 PM

The best part of the Army turned into the Air Force....

Bullshitted by Michael on November 7, 2006 12:02 AM

I alway heard it was because Marines were not as messy as sheep.


Bullshitted by recondo32 on November 7, 2006 04:08 AM

The only thing I like better than a Marine in his uniform is getting him out of it.

Bullshitted by Maeve on November 8, 2006 08:52 AM