Complaints....

… you know, I tour through some pretty shady online places to find suitable blogfodder for you guys…. And hey, I do it as an absolute Labor of Love…. I like to keep you guys entertained…

… and believe-it-or-not, I find that ‘Agony Aunt’ type places are always THE BEST to find bloggy ideas… I mean, what is more fun that reading some mumbling whiner’s pleas for help?... especially when the ‘advice’ is being doled out by someone named ‘Aunty Peggy’, ‘Uncle Dave’, or some crap…

… but on certain occasions, well, you find someone’s ‘problem’ absolutely amazing… and mixed among the “is it ok for my girlfriend to suck on my toes?”, the “my sister is dating a total Playa – how do I tell her to ditch The Pig?”, and “dear Uncle Dave, is it normal for me to dream of jackhammering that hot pre-school teacher as I drop off little Jenny.. even though I am happily married?”, you get things like this….

… the woman’s ‘problem’?..... check this out

… that’s right, boys and girls…. her husband lays the whoopee down on her SO GOOD that she loses consciousness…. Uh huh… her partner gives her such an incredible orgasm that she actually passes out from sheer, toe-curling pleasure

… good God…. I mean, here is a woman who goes to bed with The World’s Greatest Lover every single night – a man who makes her cum like God himself had his tongue on her coochie– and she STILL finds a reason to complain….. unbelievable….

… I guess what they say is true… some people just cant be satisfied…

by Eric on October 29, 2006 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Man, if orgasms knocked me out, I'd have drowned in the shower long ago...

Bullshitted by Rube on October 29, 2006 10:46 AM

... Word, Rube.... word...

Bullshitted by Eric on October 29, 2006 10:49 AM

Actually, it was the husband who asked the question. I figure he's pissed because he wanted applause.:-)

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on October 29, 2006 02:12 PM

We shall not mention the Carolina game..

Bullshitted by james old guy on October 30, 2006 09:48 AM

"...a man who makes her cum like God himself had his tongue on her coochie..."

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

If I were the guy, I'd not complain about a mate who passes out from Big Fun...it makes it a lot easier to roll over and go right to sleep, whilst ensuring that said mate ends up in the dreaded Wet Spot...

Bullshitted by Elisson on October 30, 2006 10:12 AM

The first thing that came to mind was... where do I get one for myself?

Bullshitted by Fiona on October 30, 2006 12:20 PM

But the worst of making your mate pass out from sheer pleasure is wondering what you do AFTER she passes out and you're not done. Do you keep going? Switch off to an orifice with better muscle control? Give up, pull out, and take matters into your own hands? Personally, I'd keep smelling salts handy and do it to her AGAIN! The poor little darling...

Bullshitted by G on October 30, 2006 09:13 PM