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Dammit Man!

Don't forget LSU beat Vandy!

Baylor beat Texas A&M!

;-D

Hell raised by Christina on October 31, 2004 10:09 AM

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... LSU beating Vandy is like Hulk Hogan bitchslapping Gary Coleman, Christina... entertaining, but you still feel bad for Gary..

Hell raised by Eric on October 31, 2004 10:18 AM

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I don't feel bad for Gary. F**k that little bastage.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 31, 2004 10:20 AM

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Right on. I was most pleased when perennial suckhouse Mississippi State beat Fladeedaa last weekend. So much so, in fact I immediately launched into my best Jack Crystal impersonation.

Hell raised by bitterman on October 31, 2004 10:28 AM

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Yes, the sun hid from us down here yesterday. I hate FSU & Miami but, well, you know........ :-/

Don't forget - next week will be pretty interesting. The Irish are comin' the Irish are comin'. ;-p

Hell raised by Tammi on October 31, 2004 10:47 AM

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I call that one a TRIFECTA!!!

Hell raised by Acidman on October 31, 2004 02:58 PM

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Why don't you post something so that gottdam picture scrolls down?

Hell raised by Velociman on October 31, 2004 10:17 PM

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What, no wild Halloween party stories....? I'm shocked!

Hell raised by Sheilah on November 1, 2004 01:35 AM

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So who won the game?

Hell raised by sadie on November 1, 2004 02:53 AM

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Whatever it takes, darlin'.

And, I can relate.

Hell raised by Christina on October 30, 2004 11:21 AM

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I don't know if it's a Marine thing or what, but I usually seek the same symbol of approval, if not a request to do something physically impossible to myself. When I get either, I know I've done well!

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 30, 2004 11:48 AM

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You fucker.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 30, 2004 11:58 AM

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Oh, Eric. Just look at the size of that digit. It's both frightening and titilating, all at the same time.

V-man, you'd be a very popular gynocologist. Not so popular as a proctologisy, but the ladies would line up.

You be sure to let us know if you decide to change careers.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 12:41 PM

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I never would have thought that a Kyle Petty salute could mean Soooo much.

I just want to know what question you asked Vman to get that response?

PS:
What just happened to T Eric? They're supposed to stay out of their own end zone.;)

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:04 PM

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I especially like the hearts and things on the railings and bannisters. Looks like a tacky Poconos love grotto like you used to see advertised in the back of Mom's Cosmopolitan magazine. Only adds to the arcane mystery of events there and the definate sexually charged demeanor of the Velociman.

Naughty boys, both of you.

Hell raised by bitterman on October 30, 2004 01:34 PM

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I think VMan should consider placing that as an upper left photo on his blog. And also, two coloring the image so it can be put on koozies. But, perhaps it should be rescripted so that the picture contains the "Right Hand Finger" and a "Left Handed Whip".

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:47 PM

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Mamma,
You're flat out wicked ;)

"size of that digit" ...

Next thing you know, he'll be modeling rings. Uh, "finger" rings that is.

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:49 PM

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Eric, you are a lucky guy.

All I ever get is a little abuse here & there from the Bartender.

He's never sent me a flip-off picture :-(

Hell raised by Harvey on October 30, 2004 02:12 PM

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I think he looks gottdamned Presidential.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 30, 2004 02:30 PM

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That's nothing.

Kerry's digits are just as long.

And, they're manicured.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 30, 2004 02:54 PM

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Is that Al Gore?

;-)

Hell raised by zonker on October 30, 2004 03:16 PM

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Interesting. I get to work with THAT kinda attitude...heh. So when are you going on vacation again, Eric? Maybe wanna move it up a day or two?

Hell raised by Sadie on October 30, 2004 04:56 PM

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Okay. Eric, I'm so gonna hack that photo unless Velocigod sends me one too.

Hell raised by sadie on October 30, 2004 04:57 PM

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Jmflynny,
Just, pray tell, how do you know about Vman's and JFK's "digit size"? Or whether or not Vman's were or weren't manicured. We all know JFK's were. Some things I've read here would lead me to believe that as far as DIGIT's are concerned, they(digits) could possibly be similar, but truly, only someone that had seen both could be sure? Have ya?

I'm just askin?

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 05:02 PM

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You see, RedNeck, I have a very well documented and perverse Digit Fetish. I notice things like digit size, quality, and several other factors that I won't go into here as to not drag this into the gutter any further than it already is.

And true, Qerry's digits are long, but thing and gracile, where V-man's are much more robust.
Proctology=Gracile for all the wimpy guys. Gynocology=Robust if a girl's is lucky.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 05:36 PM

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"Thin and Gracile". Dammit, PIMF.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 05:37 PM

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...personally, I honestly thought he'd have blue eyes...

Hell raised by Eric on October 30, 2004 05:47 PM

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You can all go to hell. Just looking at that makes me nauseous.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 31, 2004 09:41 AM

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Hey are those HEARTS in the stairway latticework?!?

Heh heh.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 31, 2004 09:47 PM

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Ok...guess I'm a day late, I saw the party story down farther....now that's more like it!

Hell raised by Sheilah on November 1, 2004 01:38 AM

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You look about ready to belt out a verse of "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime." If you can spare one of those bunnies, I'll play the chords.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 29, 2004 06:04 PM

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Damn E.
Freakin' smile for the judges. You look like you're 'bout ready to whip out a sword and cut the judges, bunnies, and anyone else in the rooms head off.
Has Helen wore off yet man? I am about the ugliest sumbitch in the world, but I could look "that good" with a couple blondes on my side.

Get some sleep.

That is all.

;)

('Neck now backs away into the shadows quickly before head or some other semifunctional body part is forcibly removed).

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 29, 2004 08:21 PM

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Lucky damn bunnies!

Hell raised by drc on October 29, 2004 09:05 PM

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Amen, drc. A-freaking-men. Of course, if I had tried to be a bunny, it would have looked like a shaved and wigged Michael Moore in a dress. Or perhaps the Michelin Bunny. Not quite the same effect.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 29, 2004 09:12 PM

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Where da cleavage, mt brotha? Not yours, youre too straight for me.

Hell raised by Marcus on October 29, 2004 09:59 PM

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You stud puppy. I chose NOT to click on the larger image, because we all know you might appear LARGER than you really are.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 29, 2004 10:11 PM

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Damn, you clean up pretty good!!

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 30, 2004 12:46 AM

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Why yes...he does look nice without the "momma went down to the Chattahoochie and gave me nothing" t-shirt on.

Now put on your swimming trunks like a good cabana boy...

Hell raised by Sadie on October 30, 2004 05:27 AM

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Did you go as Hugh or Simon Templeton ?
( Or James Bond, if you prefer .)
By the way, you all looked great !

Hell raised by siso on October 30, 2004 08:54 AM

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I know this allows a glimpse into my incredibly nosy nature...but who (what) won?

The last Halloween Party I went to, the 'obvious' winner was usurped by a girl with a pile of fruit on her head...

...who flashed the judges at the last minute...:)

Hell raised by Ala71 on October 30, 2004 04:42 PM

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Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!

Hell raised by Pixy Misa on October 31, 2004 03:35 AM

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My husband has been reading your posts and told me about this before I had a chance to read it. He actually quizzed me in the car on who was dressing up as Hefner and bringing along two bunnies. It was a no brainer. I passed the test. *grin*

Hell raised by Donna on November 1, 2004 07:54 PM

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Now who's feisty!

I'm impressed.

;-D

Hell raised by Christina on October 29, 2004 06:30 PM

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Oh you know you love it. Heh.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 30, 2004 05:23 AM

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Yeah, just wait...Kids have aged me; In my world it's all about kids and candy. ; )

Hell raised by Key on October 28, 2004 06:57 PM

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Halloween? What about Festivus?

Hell raised by chris on October 28, 2004 08:06 PM

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Cowboy AND Indian (of the Hindu kind) costume....I farookin' love it. She ought to hand out curry-flavored chaw.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 28, 2004 09:03 PM

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Curry-flavored chaw? How about Tandoori Jerky?

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 28, 2004 10:06 PM

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Now your wifes' costume sounds cute as a button..I'd like to see that. Sure wished I could talk my daughter into something like that..she's dressing up as a Zombie Prom Queen, with the slit throat, blood, eye popping out...the whole nine yards..I definitely like your wifes' choice better..haha..

Hell raised by Sandy on October 29, 2004 08:08 AM

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Love Straight White Wife's outfit :-)

As for yours:

"I will simply be a Gentleman who is being tended to by his Bunnies"

Which would make you - definitionally speaking - a... playboy... yes?

Hell raised by Harvey on October 29, 2004 01:31 PM

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you spelled platypus wrong.. dufus... heh

Hell raised by Charlie on October 28, 2004 01:23 PM

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...damn... a dufus?.. ok, it's fixed now.. you people are a tough crowd...

Hell raised by Eric on October 28, 2004 01:45 PM

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Gotta be careful posting about animal sex. It tends to attract freaks & Glenn Reynolds :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 28, 2004 02:03 PM

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Too racy for me. I had to fan myself after that saucy bit of reading. Platy-porn. I've seen it all now.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 28, 2004 04:58 PM

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Thanks for sharing. ;)

Hell raised by Indigo on October 28, 2004 06:50 PM

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Sounds nice..missed the moon here in Germany but I DID have drinks :) Harvest Moon huh...were you guys listening to Neil Young too? :)

Hell raised by Sandy on October 28, 2004 10:22 AM

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... as a matter of fact, Sandy.. we had the "Rust Never Sleeps" album blaring... Neil Young rocks...

Hell raised by Eric on October 28, 2004 10:55 AM

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Sounds just about right to me.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 28, 2004 11:06 AM

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Damm, you have all the fun! We had overcast, no booze, and I had to be at work by 6:30 this morning. Three Strikes, and I'm out of the fun.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 28, 2004 04:55 PM

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Ah hell. Just a few miles North of you, it was overcast, and I couldn't see anything other than the clouds got darker, then they got lighter again. Bah. Hopefully I'll be able to get back down and join you guy's again here real soon. BTW, how's the GFTWPP? Hope he's holding up.

Give my best to all the "gang" (You and Fiona as well)if I don't see them before you do.

Hell raised by Johnny - Oh on October 28, 2004 09:03 PM

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Truely a Blogger in Pajammas. Just Damn!

Hell raised by Dax Montana on October 26, 2004 06:29 PM

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I think Dax is right. Save the tux cleaning money and invest in a nice silk robe to go with your pajamahadeens.

Hef! My idol! Just Damn!

Hell raised by Velociman on October 26, 2004 06:34 PM

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I was gonna say, it's silk robe and pj's to do up a Hefner outfit.

Hell raised by bitterman on October 26, 2004 08:16 PM

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All agreed!

Screw the tux. It's pajamas, silk robe and slippers for you.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 26, 2004 08:17 PM

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Don't forget the pipe!

Hell raised by Dax Montana on October 26, 2004 09:16 PM

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Amen on the Jammies! Silky ones, but make sure you have Big Eric secured. Don't want a harassment suit over an unintended appearance. That would just be bad form...or maybe not.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 26, 2004 10:05 PM

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Bunnies? I always bought the magazine for the articles.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 26, 2004 10:07 PM

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Two words, dude.

Nipple clamps.

Hell raised by Cythen on October 27, 2004 02:48 AM

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I loved it when I was a kid, but I hate it now that I am an old goat. That night back in 1956, the city closed the old city market, people got dressed up and had touches and flashlights and marched on that great big market, man, what a site, Catfish.

Hell raised by Catfish on October 27, 2004 08:08 AM

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I'd look for one of those smokin' jackets. They look like pj's kinda.

When I grow up, I wanna start a magazine called "Wimmin of Redneck". I think...

On second thought, maybe not...

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 27, 2004 08:53 PM

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Redneck, that sounds like an entire post in itself!

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 27, 2004 09:32 PM

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It was. I just didn't realize I'd been beet to the punch and would be dumping "ALL MY GOOD STUFF IN COMMENTS" ;) jmflynny, don't read too much into the capital letters or anything like that. Ok?

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 27, 2004 11:28 PM

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Can't weigh in on crying snakes, but - thanks to one of my cats - I found out that rabbits can scream.

Most unpleasant.

As is the sound a frog makes as it expresses it's displeasure at being eaten by your pet garter snake.

Hell raised by Harvey on October 26, 2004 02:48 PM

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Good God. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit. A most disturbing post, hoss.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 26, 2004 05:39 PM

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Reminds me of an argument two old maid aunts of mine had after they killed a snake in their garden in Covington, Tennessee. They couldn't agree on whether you had to hang the dead snake over the top of the fence back up or belly up to make it rain.

This was in 1985...

Hell raised by Jack on October 26, 2004 07:12 PM

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I commented on black snakes somewhere around Georgia sometime not too long ago. I will say this. They might not cry like babies, but they sure as hell can sound off like they have a pair. Hit one with a bush ax once without "finalizing" the assault. (I realize this may be an impossible task for you Eric) Anyway, what seemed like the front foot or foot and a half of that thing raised up, opened it's piehole and let out a gawdawful sound that made me wanna drop my fishin' pole(fish still on the hook) and run like hell.

I didn't drop the fish.

Hell raised by RedNeck on October 26, 2004 08:23 PM

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It's belly-up for rain.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 26, 2004 10:07 PM

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I once cornered a rat, and when the skeevy bastard realized he was about to be stomped, he sat up on his hind legs and sang all the verses of "Old Shep," an old favorite of mine.

I let him go.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 26, 2004 10:13 PM

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I've heard of bleeding your lizard and chokin your chicken, but whipping your snake? That's a new one on me.

Hell raised by Fightin Tiger on October 26, 2004 10:59 PM

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FT - Oh, Eric's an ol' snake-whipper from WAY back :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 28, 2004 02:06 PM

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Yea.. Eric's a Monkeu Spanker from waaaay back...

Hell raised by Madfish Willie on October 28, 2004 08:22 PM

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Fjuck... Monkey

Hell raised by Madfish Willi on October 28, 2004 08:23 PM

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Can't say as I understand the purpose of these interviews:

"So, Ahmed, were you planning to blow anything up?"

"Well, now that you mention it, I guess I was. I suppose I won't anymore."

Of course, I'm probably missing a point, somewhere :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 26, 2004 02:50 PM

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Haven't you ever heard the old saying "When Mama's happy, everybody's happy!" Take advantage of it, Big Boy. Go cuddle or something. And enjoy the trip, consider it an adventure.

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 25, 2004 10:47 PM

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Sorry, love, no sympathy from me. *grin* I'm seeing lots of warm fires and cuddling to keep warm. I have three kids and live in S. Fl. No 'real' vacations (Disney doesn't count), no cool fires, no cuddling on cold evenings.

Seriously, you'll have a GREAT time!

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 25, 2004 10:54 PM

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Eric, I am about half way into your book, very good and funny. Thanks for turning me on to him, Catfish.

Hell raised by Catfish on October 26, 2004 01:40 AM

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I don't feel sorry for you at all Eric - - and I'm not even sorry for you one little bit. You are going to Scotland. Scotland! That's exciting and while November it will be more than chilly there, it's SCOTLAND!

Hell raised by Uptown Girl on October 26, 2004 02:01 AM

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Well, London at the moment is not so bad, but I understand it's snowing and frigid in the north of this fair isle.

Are we to take it no outdoor activities are planned?!

Take care.

Hell raised by Christina on October 26, 2004 02:52 AM

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Well, since my crap is out until I up and pay the bills (backgrounder later), I'd be honored to guest blog. And I may be coming through your way a week from Thursday. Email me and we'll talk. I want to see the pool room.

Hell raised by Adam on October 26, 2004 04:17 AM

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Weatherwise, I don't really envy ya. I was near Whitby in March. That bracing breeze off of the sea ... hell, I just shivered thinking of it!

But, I did spend alot of time in the pubs. Met some great people thanks to crappy weather!

Have a good trip, man!

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 26, 2004 04:24 AM

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Sounds like a great trip to me. Besides, it's gotta be better than going to work.

As for guest posting, I'm afraid I'd accidentally turn your site green or delete your entire blog, which definitely would not be a good thing.

If I don't "talk" with you before you leave, have a great trip.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 26, 2004 08:39 AM

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Nope...I don't feel sorry for you either. I did Scotland at the end of October and it was wonderful...Yes, cold, but then you get to wear your scarf knotted in that 'cool' European way...LOL.
...There's an 'American Pancake House' about a block away from the Edinburgh castle if your feeling homesick:)

Hell raised by ALa71 on October 26, 2004 11:08 AM

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Look out! I have it on good authority that Scotland is full of Terrorists! Just Damn!

Hell raised by Dax Montana on October 26, 2004 05:45 PM

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Visit at least one distillery for me, will you?

And try the Arberlour a'bunadh, you'll be glad you did!!!

If you really want guest bloggers, I'll be around for most of November.

Hell raised by Jack on October 26, 2004 07:09 PM

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Quit whining. Put-In-Bay in January. Now that's a man's vacation!

Hell raised by Jim on October 27, 2004 08:44 PM

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oh my gooooddddd. you little devil;-)

Thanks sweetie. Was it good for you too?

Hell raised by Sadie on October 24, 2004 05:17 PM

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... my pleasure.. my pleasure.. just let me know if I can do anything more, dear...

Hell raised by Eric on October 24, 2004 08:35 PM

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Eric....the sheets need changing now. Even moreso now that I have a full house.....

C'mon cabana boy...do that dance. Hehe. Bygones.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 25, 2004 08:59 AM

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LMAO!! That's sooo funny!

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 25, 2004 05:32 PM

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Dude..I loved him in "Porky's"! He's one of those actors everyone knows and recogonizes but some just don't remember his NAME, like my man Brian Dennehey whose autographed photo I HAVE..:)

Hell raised by Sandy on October 24, 2004 12:34 PM

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I know that people often say that something made them "laugh their ass off" and such, and probably most of the time it is an exaggeration. However, the first time I saw "Blazing Saddles," I laughed uncontrollably -- and it was in a theater. Every time I have seen it since, I still laugh my ass off. I have so many favorite scenes, but the one that always, always does me in is the scene where the guys are sitting around the campfire eating the beans. Christ, I'm laughing just thinking about it. Thanks for reminding me.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 24, 2004 08:27 PM

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That *is* my favorite comedy movie of all time with most of the Marx Brothers offerings right after (and the other Mel Brooks films too). Top Three Favorite movies? Casablanca, Blazing Saddles, The Quiet Man.

Favorite lines from "Saddles":
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? And why are you all dancing 'round like a bunch of Kansas City faggots?"

"Howard Johnson is right.."

"The sheriff is a ni*Bong*..."

Hell raised by Guy S. on October 25, 2004 01:30 AM

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I have football cards of Alex Karris when he was 28 years old and known as "The Mad Duck" in the NFL. I would LOVE to have him autograph one of those.

TOP THAT, Eric!

Hell raised by Acidman on October 25, 2004 03:59 PM

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Alex Karris used to come to my house when I was a kid and he was playing football for the Detroit Lions. One thing I will always remember about his visit's was, even though he was a very big man (I was a young kid in my early teens) was how quietly he walked in our house even though I thought he would shake the house. The first time I saw him I opened the door and looked straight ahead, then up and up and up. He stood there smiling and asked if my dad was home. I was so shocked to see such a big man at our door I just shook my head yes and let him in when my dad came into the living room LOL He was such a nice man too and I enjoyed seeing him in the movies and the TV series he was in. I never got an autographic picture but I did get to meet him.

Hell raised by Sharon on September 4, 2005 10:29 PM

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Yeah, keep dreamin' buddy.

Take it where you will, but although other venues sound exciting, I'm afraid this girl can't leave Georgia...

Hell raised by Key on October 22, 2004 06:50 PM

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.. damn.. well, it was a thought, anyway.. those crappy "do not flee The State" orders are bummers, huh Key?... ouch!.. just kidding...

Hell raised by Eric on October 22, 2004 06:57 PM

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I have never met up with the bogging in-crowd. I would love to! The first suggestion sounds good, as I am not THAT far away and well, Vegas is just dreamy.

Hell raised by Danielle on October 22, 2004 07:17 PM

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Months and months to kiss up to her parole officer and she's just not willing to ever TRY, Eric. Sheesh...

I was thinking....Savannah around Saint Pat's Day? Guaranteed debauchery, lotsa opportunities for indiscriminate boozing, a bunhc of folks live fairly near that way anyhow....well? Think about it.

Hell raised by zonker on October 22, 2004 07:21 PM

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Those monitoring ankle bracelets are a bitch.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 22, 2004 07:31 PM

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You know you're taking a while to recover because you're 32 now... just wait until you're 40. *grin*

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 22, 2004 10:15 PM

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If you plays, you gotta pays!

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 23, 2004 12:26 AM

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I'm goin' here next year.

http://funreports.com/2004/10/07/56483.html

Unless it conflicts with GA BF

Hell raised by RedNeck(BryanH) on October 23, 2004 01:23 AM

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I'm guessin' they're about one and the same after some of the pics I've seen comin' out of the "Yellin' in Helen" fest.

Hell raised by RedNeck(BryanH) on October 23, 2004 01:27 AM

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What's wrong with having more than one?

Hell raised by Sam on October 23, 2004 11:52 AM

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My young teenage daughter has just recently watched "The Breakfast Club" for the first time..First, the clothes are back in style with my daughter and her friends, second she loved the "retro music" and third she said the guys in the film were FINE....maybe I should drag out my "Valley Girl" movie for her....:)

Hell raised by Sandy on October 24, 2004 05:45 AM

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p.s. remember in the movie where they make the reference to the principal raiding Barry Manilows' closet? My daughter was like WHO? I felt OLD, real OLD.

Hell raised by Sandy on October 24, 2004 05:46 AM

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I haven't heard of this "remake"..hmmm..might have to check that one out. Good article though, I'm a gal who has always enjoyed porn. I really don't find it to be degrading to women at all. It's for adults, I mean I don't like the idea of kids getting a hold of it but...boys have been sneaking daddys' magazines for years..so. I don't know what I'm trying to say except..I like porn! :)

Hell raised by Sandy on October 22, 2004 09:47 AM

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..Sandy, you have impeccable taste....

Hell raised by Eric on October 22, 2004 10:13 AM

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Ah, THERE it is! Right next to my copy of "Flesh Gordon"...

Hell raised by Harvey on October 22, 2004 01:14 PM

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...now, I DO happen to own a copy of "Flesh Gordon".... mheh...

Hell raised by Eric on October 22, 2004 02:21 PM

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Heh. And I just sent you an email about you being "less rambunctuous than usual"....before I read this. Apologies. Pimp on, Daddio!

Hell raised by Sadie on October 22, 2004 03:43 PM

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Ahhh Flesh Gordon ...a classic! As is The original Devil in Ms. Jones, Deep Throat, and Behind The Green Door. But my favorite was Debbie Duz Dishes, a well shot (at the time0 film with a very broad (pun intended) sense of humor. Now where did I put my special *popcorn surprise* box?

Hell raised by Guy S. on October 22, 2004 05:53 PM

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Oh, my...you ARE bad!

Have a great day!

Hell raised by Christina on October 20, 2004 09:00 AM

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Well... he IS qualified to talk about life & love :-)

By the way, is it true the Ron Jeremy's sig file is

8====3

Just askin' :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 20, 2004 12:35 PM

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UR2much! :)

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 20, 2004 04:09 PM

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... he may be da man, but c'mon... the Philosophical Society of Trinity College?... still, I must say I am impressed...

Hell raised by Eric on October 20, 2004 06:00 PM

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I'm with ya Eric.....that is more of a case of "being a huge slut" disorder. Heh.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 19, 2004 02:32 PM

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Yeah. Sleepwalking. That's her story and she's sticking to it. Good for her.

Hell raised by Acidman on October 19, 2004 06:03 PM

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I think I can safely turn off my computer for the night cause now I've heard it all

Hell raised by Uptown Girl on October 20, 2004 09:48 PM

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Absolutely I enjoyed it...ya damn tease!

Hell raised by Key on October 19, 2004 09:27 AM

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I am offering some serious coin for the originals and the negatives of any incriminating pictures of me.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 19, 2004 01:33 PM

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Eric, had a great time this past weekend and looking forward to next year. We will need different color nail polish !!! What a really great bunch of people !!

Hell raised by Ken on October 19, 2004 02:06 PM

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Damn, your reading was top shelf, my man. I studied speech-communications in college, and my oral interpretations were never that good. You missed your calling, Eric.

I want to grow up to be like Georgia too. That woman needs a blog. Now, if I can figure out how to reach her by email, I have one for her! Go see!

www.georgia.blog-city.com I'm kinda proud of that banner.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 19, 2004 03:06 PM

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I wasn't there. I NEVER came to Helen. You people are making shit up about me.

Hell, you'll probably say that I had a pistol for that new holster, too, you lyin' bastard!

Hell raised by Acidman on October 19, 2004 06:07 PM

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I never took the airweight out of the trunk. Probably my wisest move of the trip.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 19, 2004 06:56 PM

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I want to see all your pictures - especially the incriminating ones... sounds like it was a blast and a half. Well, maybe next year...

Hell raised by Teresa on October 20, 2004 03:02 PM

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You guys are a bunch of British vag faces. I like boobs. I'm American.

Hell raised by Jennifer on August 25, 2005 04:19 PM

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I have a really nice picture of the Mrs., btw. I wanted to consult y'all before posting, though - does Straight White Wife object to her pic involved in all this sordid trashiness? Does she want review rights prior to the post?

Y'all let me know. What a blast! Great to see both of you. Can't wait for the next one.

Hell raised by kelley on October 17, 2004 06:25 PM

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Just got back home, what a blast. I had a great time and it was nice meeting you two. See ya'll next year, different place I believe, Cat.

Hell raised by Catfish on October 17, 2004 06:58 PM

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Welcome Back! It's been a quiet weekend in the blogworld...

Hell raised by Christina on October 17, 2004 07:21 PM

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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 17, 2004 07:33 PM

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dam I was looking forward to tales of drunken debautury before I ship... I guess not... I'll have to check the archives when I get back to see if ya decided to tell some tales...

Hell raised by oakleytexas on October 17, 2004 07:58 PM

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Tales of Drunken Debauchery are forthcoming, I'm sure, as soon as some of us remembers them.

And Jim sure did look purdy with those red toenails, didn't he?

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 17, 2004 08:06 PM

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We need a day to nurse our wounds. Just Damn!

Hell raised by Dax Montana on October 17, 2004 08:38 PM

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Hey nice photo. Rowwwr. Heh. Glad you guys are back, and with no broken bones....tell us MORE.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 17, 2004 08:38 PM

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I guess when you said "Bite me" I just took it too literally :)

Hell raised by Evilwhiteguy on October 17, 2004 09:28 PM

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I'm so jealous, I'm positively GREEN.

I'm counting on you to share all the sordid details, now.

Hell raised by Margi on October 17, 2004 10:40 PM

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Dax said it.

Hell raised by Key on October 18, 2004 02:33 PM

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I found your book and purchased one, thanks again, Cat.

Hell raised by Catfish on October 19, 2004 01:27 AM

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It was good to meet you, Jim, and all the others I could during my all too brief stay Friday evening. Glad you got to taste Georgia wine (I did too at the games) and that fun was had by all that can remember it. Maybe next year, if not against Stone, I can stay longer and meet more people. And maybe even remember doing so... :)

Hell raised by Laughing Wolf on October 19, 2004 07:28 AM

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Have fun and belated Happy Birthday!

Hell raised by Beth on October 15, 2004 05:35 PM

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yeah....me too

Hell raised by Marcus on October 16, 2004 01:21 AM

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Dude, good tune. Wish like hell I could be there!

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 16, 2004 03:01 AM

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Pout....so dull here without Eric!

Hell raised by Sadie on October 16, 2004 12:29 PM

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Smoke one for me....

Hell raised by Madfish Willie on October 16, 2004 12:51 PM

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« Shut the hell up!

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« Shut the hell up!

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Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Red-Headed Step Braaaaaat!
Happy Birthday to you!

(age?)

Hell raised by Key on October 14, 2004 10:48 AM

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Happy Birthday! I would say you are feeling more than your age this morning after last night... right? *grin*

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 14, 2004 11:09 AM

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Happy birthday to you SWG!

jr

Hell raised by justrose on October 14, 2004 11:44 AM

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Happy Birthday!

Hell raised by John on October 14, 2004 12:00 PM

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Happy Birthday :)

Hell raised by deb on October 14, 2004 12:59 PM

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Happy birthday my friend! Live it to the fullest! :)

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 14, 2004 01:25 PM

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Remember your as young as whoever you feel.

Hell raised by James Old Guy on October 14, 2004 01:37 PM

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happy......birthday....
to you.

(me singing in my best marilyn voice)

Hell raised by Kel on October 14, 2004 01:48 PM

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Just agreeing that a nearly-empty bottle should be allowed to die honorably in battle :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 14, 2004 02:10 PM

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I do believe it is against all rules of Drinking and Debachury (sp) to stow away a nearly empty bottle of Tequila. Good thing you did do those shots - they could have fined you greatly - only allowed you bottom shelf tequila for 6 months (shudder).

Happy Birthday Dude! May this be a year of dreams coming true, great friendships and joy abounding. Oh, a of Wednesday Nights that ALWAYS rock!! ;)

Hell raised by Tammi on October 14, 2004 03:06 PM

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Happy Birthday! :-)

Hell raised by Donna on October 14, 2004 07:21 PM

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Hippo Bird Deer, Two Ewes.
Hippo Bird Deer, Too Ewes.
Hippo Bird Deer, Y'old Reprobaaaaaaaate.
Hippo Bird Deer, Two Ewes.

Is your spousal unit going to let us ladies spank you at BlogtoberFest? I'm bringing the paddle.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 14, 2004 07:37 PM

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Well,
I'm not certain exactly what day is your b-day, but if it's today, I better get a timely happy birthday wish in. I hope you keep one as a present, and may all attendees of the fest in Helenwait have COLD beer. ;)

Hell raised by BryanH on October 14, 2004 10:03 PM

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I leave you with these two thoughts for your B'Day...

You're not as good as you once were, but you're as good once as you ever were!

Now it takes you all night long to do what you used to do all night long!

Hell raised by Madfish Willie on October 15, 2004 12:29 AM

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Somebody, "and I'm not namin' names" let the cat outta the bag...

Consider youself sued. ;)

Hell raised by BryanH on October 13, 2004 09:40 PM

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Heh. You know that old saying about some of the most screwed up people go into counseling? He seems to fit that billet. Blech.

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 13, 2004 10:32 AM

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I bet the clerk that handled him posting his bond either kept a close eye on him, or wore rubber gloves when receiving payment.

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 13, 2004 12:02 PM

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Sounds like he has a "SHITY" attitude. Seems like they could charge him with biological warfare, spreading e-coli or something.

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 13, 2004 02:06 PM

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Poop on bills?

Nothing new here.

My bank is in the heart of farm country. I've gotten bills covered in pig-plop more times than I can count :-/

Hell raised by Harvey on October 13, 2004 06:19 PM

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I guess, I'm the lone dissenter here. I'll bear the burden of that. If money rolled of my TP roll, I'd sure as hell not flush it, but would proudly pay all my debtors, extra, and ahead of time.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 13, 2004 09:46 PM

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Sorry Harv, even though I read the comments before I posted... I'm no longer deserve the "lone dissenter" self appointed title. We "are da man", and oh, I wouldn't pay 'em till after I used what comes off the TP roll and has fullfilled it's purpose.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 13, 2004 09:49 PM

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I've lost track of how many copies of The Trinity Sessions I've gone through.

A friend gave me a cassette back in 1988(?), and said that I was the only person he knew who would appreciate it. I did! I have since given away (loaned out and never got back), or purchased as gifts, at least 12-15 since then. In fact, I gave one to a friend as a going away gift about two months ago.

Walking after Midnight, Sweet Jane, Misguided Angel...in fact, every track on the album is just amazing.

I think I'll go put it in the player now.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 12, 2004 07:48 PM

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.. I almost posted "Sweet Jane", ma'am.. but, I was afraid of invoking some sort of Lou Reed bad-mojo.... still, all of the songs on that album are killer... you, quite simply, rock, Miss....

Hell raised by Eric on October 12, 2004 07:59 PM

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I'll admit, shamefully, not to know of what you all are speaking, but I will agree whole heartedly that the music I just played via Eric's web Jukebox is 100% Kickassz.

I'm gonna get some free time and see what I can come of with, probably free time when you'll be in Helenwait Eric.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 12, 2004 09:12 PM

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I'm a big Patsy Cline fan. Hate to admit that I haven't heard the Cowboy Junkie version, but I will check it out.

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 12, 2004 10:06 PM

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i do an excellent patsy cline :)

Hell raised by k on October 13, 2004 02:46 AM

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When my daughter was a baby, I'd rock her to sleep by singing some Patsy Cline..she's a teenager now and she's never forgotten those nghts..when she hears Patsy Cline she'll say, "mom..that's our stuff."

Hell raised by sandy on October 13, 2004 03:47 AM

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Damn Eric... that was the first song I've ever to play from your site... Good One!

Let me know when you want to install the radio.blog thingy...

Hell raised by Madfish Willie on October 15, 2004 12:31 AM

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lol - - that's cute ;)

Hell raised by Uptown Girl on October 12, 2004 12:50 PM

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hehe I lurve diablo. I never realised my icons were all so agressive!

Hell raised by goldie on October 12, 2004 06:20 PM

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now how can you treat us so poorly by not giving us details? ;)

Hell raised by Uptown Girl on October 12, 2004 12:51 PM

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Sorry, no shame to have...

Ex-Navy, ya know ;-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 12, 2004 02:04 PM

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Yeah, I've tried to blame my dreams on others as well.... Allow me to point out that it was born out of your head. ; )

P.S. Gotta ask Mr. Straight and White, was it hetero?

Hell raised by Key on October 12, 2004 03:42 PM

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yep, I've heard far worse things here before Eric (buzzing librarians?!).

'fess up!

Hell raised by goldie on October 12, 2004 06:22 PM

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My bets are on Rob, Vman and Sadie being in there, somewhere.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 12, 2004 07:54 PM

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... you are getting nothing from me, people... no damn way.... but, I WILL say that it was totally hetero...

Hell raised by Eric on October 12, 2004 08:02 PM

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"Totaly Hetero" Cool, I'm safe then.

Uh, wait, I didn't mean it that way. Really, it's not what you're thinking.

Sweet Dreams Eric. Lay off the Benadryl man, unless you got an itch you just can't scratch.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 12, 2004 09:17 PM

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I sure hope it didn't involve any of that shavin' and tweezerin' you mentioned earlier...

Hell raised by Evilwhiteguy on October 12, 2004 10:13 PM

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Oh, come on! If you can fess up about 'the boil' -you can certainly let us all in on the 'fun stuff' !!!!

Hell raised by ALa71 on October 12, 2004 10:29 PM

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You're not telling? Fine.

I'll draw my own conclusions:

Andymatic, and Boi From Troi

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 12, 2004 10:48 PM

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WHOA...hehe. How did I get involved in this dream???? Eric, you'd best email me, darling.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 13, 2004 01:49 AM

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I am... very very deeply ashamed. One should NEVER have inhibitions in a dream. The fact that I hesitated when the spurs and glow in the dark whip cream came out... that was so wrong of me.
I apologize.

Hell raised by LeeAnn on October 14, 2004 12:10 AM

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And you're right - after 30 it is a BIRTHDAY WEEK. Hell, at my age I take the whole damn month.

Enjoy - the present, the scotch and the Dean Martin!!!

Good for you!

Hell raised by Tammi on October 11, 2004 06:34 PM

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Indeed - where would we all be without our illegal Mexican laborers

Hell raised by chris on October 11, 2004 07:10 PM

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Happy birthday Eric.

Hell raised by Rob on October 11, 2004 08:05 PM

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Oh my!

Just a pup, aren't you?

I remember my 31st. Like everyone else, I got drunk and stupid, and had folks at work walking up and laughing...dead in my face...for two weeks. And, I didn't have a damned idea what they were laughing at.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 11, 2004 08:59 PM

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OH!

And, Happy Birthday!

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 11, 2004 09:18 PM

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Yeah, but you never told us if they were nubile young femmes mowing your lawn or studly models of budding testosterone?

Do indulge us.

Hell raised by Cythen on October 11, 2004 09:18 PM

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Eric,
I got a kid that costs me a shitload of money. He cuts the grass nowadays. I'm 42, enjoy 31, all you're parts still work. Scotch and Dean Martin. Sound's to me like I'm drunk and accidentally channel surfed over to a Jerry Lewis movie. The watchin' "other" people cut your grass can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how anal you are about your lawn. Rednecks like to grow grass, weeds, tomatoes, freakin' hot peppers and big tits on the female gender. Oh, sorry, got off track there. My bad. Anyway Happy Birthday/Week. However long it takes you to get over you're another year older. I'm a sour puss. The only thing I want on my birthday anymore is to be left alone. No I ain't tak'in you nowhere, ask your mom. No I don't wanna go eat cause I'm a year closer to dyin' and no just no. Oh, yeah, get me another beer, it's my birthday and I'm to old to get it myself.(Grass cutter supplying beer in this case). Can't wait 'til they have a few more birthdays and become capapble of acomplishing beer RUNS. Now that's the birtyday I'm look for. I'll probably be in a chair(like I'm not now) by then, but if you think gettin' your lawn cut is "da bomb", you're still learnin'. Good on ya. Oh, one more piece of wisdom, as you get older, coolers beside you get better. You don't wanna be heard hollerin' "Help me I've fallen and I can't get up".

Hell raised by BryanH on October 11, 2004 10:26 PM

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Oh! You're but a young 'un! Happy Birthday Week!

(I was trying to remember what I was doing on my 31st. I think I was pregnant. There were a few years there that pregnancy seemed to be a perpetual state for me...)

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 11, 2004 11:02 PM

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Hey...now that is funny! So, this is the birthday week, huh? Which day is it exactly?

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 12, 2004 02:10 AM

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Happy B-day (Thursday?), Bro! Enjoy your week!

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 12, 2004 04:13 AM

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Happy birthday week, baby! Heh.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 12, 2004 04:30 AM

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Now having somebody ELSE cut yo' grass sounds good...hmmmm..I'm kinda getting to be a dirty ole woman though..(only 35) and I'm starting to enjoy having these teenage boys come around to mow the lawn...wonder what I can wear while I offer them a cool lemonade? hahaa.
Happy Birthday.

Hell raised by sandy on October 12, 2004 06:42 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNGEN

Oh and that dream, that was our birthday present to you!

Hell raised by Machelle on October 12, 2004 08:27 AM

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Happy Birthday, Eric :)

Don't ya just love gardeners?

Hell raised by Uptown Girl on October 12, 2004 12:52 PM

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May all your days be sunny enough to make you smile, cloudy enough to make you appreciate the sun, and full of Zevon tunes.
Happy birthday, ye wee sprite.

Hell raised by LeeAnn on October 14, 2004 12:13 AM

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Damn! I missed your birthday, you lovely Libra you! forgive my oversight, I am but a slack lil cow :D.

Hell raised by goldie on October 14, 2004 10:40 PM

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« Shut the hell up!

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Bitterman is my Hero.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 11, 2004 10:29 PM

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« Shut the hell up!

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Sounds like a very important piece to cover. May take a couple of us to do the whole story. Count me in!

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 11, 2004 01:59 PM

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I'd eat her like a cheese cracker

Hell raised by chris on October 11, 2004 02:07 PM

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i know you would love this - i dont know how much blogging you would really do though.

Hell raised by k on October 11, 2004 02:57 PM

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Well said, Eric.

Wish I were going to be there with ya'll.

Hell raised by Christina on October 10, 2004 07:31 PM

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I'm truly sorry I couldn't make it. I know it will be a very good time. So many silver tounged devils, and one "silver" haired devil to boot.

Guard that rig Eric, after that "T" ambush of the vehicle you posted last week, it's gonna be fresh on the minds... payback might be a bitch.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 10, 2004 08:34 PM

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Speaking of hair, mine is salt and pepper, more salt than pepper these days. However, it is SILVER salt.

I am stoked, as is my bodyguard, driver, and friend, Ken, the Anal Cruise Director.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 10, 2004 08:54 PM

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Right on. I look forward to all the documentation from the various attendees on their respective sites. Sounds like things could get ugly quite quickly and stay that way for the duration.

I shall be representing the great State of my birth, Mississippi, in spirit, if not in person. Perhaps next year......

Drop a little rock candy in the corn squeezins for the first timers. It'll help with the initial shock.

Have fun.

Hell raised by bitterman on October 10, 2004 09:07 PM

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It's more like a choke collar. By the by, A&E showed Deliverance today. I never get tired of that flick, although I am consistently bummed that Voight doesn't get to take the meat whistle. That's just me, though.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 10, 2004 09:48 PM

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I'm so bummed. My plans for this weekend just changed and I was going to surprise ya'll and drive up. Not A Room To Be Had!!!!

So....I'll just sit here and drink, and try to imagine how much fun ya'll are havin'. Damn Damn Damn customer's anyway! :(

Hell raised by Tammi on October 11, 2004 08:21 AM

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Tammi, you can stay in MY room. That way, I may not try to molest Mrs. Velociman.

Hell raised by Acidman on October 11, 2004 08:43 AM

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... *sigh* ... Have fun - wish I could be there... Unlike Tammi, I don't live close enough to change my plans and get down there and now I don't even have Tammi there to phone in reports. LOL So have a drink for me. And I hope you plan on posting pics for the rest of us marooned in the nether regions of the country.

Hell raised by Teresa on October 11, 2004 09:29 AM

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Oh I envy ya'll...I'm a Georgia girl livin in Germany and I'm so homesick I could just spit...mmmmm..mmmm I can smell the boiled peanuts from.

Hell raised by Sandy on October 11, 2004 04:22 PM

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Yep, I'll admit it - I'm psyched. Toe-up from the floe-up. Are you bringing Mrs. Straight White Guy this time, Eric? I sure would like to meet her someday, if not this weekend.

Mr. Blight - Pete - has a class reunion this weekend, so he can't accompany me. Key's my date!

Hey, and has anyone heard from Adam? Does he need a ride from the airport? He is coming, right...? I'm'a sign off and send him an e-mail right this minute.

Looking forward to seeing all y'all again...and to meeting the new faces...

Hell raised by kelley on October 11, 2004 04:57 PM

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.. she's coming, Kelley... she's a bit nervous.. but, she's coming... still, be gentle... remember, she's foreign... they don't have the parts locally to fix her if she gets broken...

Hell raised by Eric on October 11, 2004 05:43 PM

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you forgot to tell all the ladies to paint their toe nails red for Acidman... sound's like you folks are going to have a blast...

Hell raised by oakleytexas on October 12, 2004 12:30 AM

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The Catfish is coming with Rob, he wanted me to be his body guard and I am also a Georgia Blogger, see you there, Cat.

Hell raised by Catfish on October 12, 2004 01:37 PM

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Rules, I don't need no stinking rules. BTW rookie if that challenge coin hits the bar and everybody has one you get to buy.

Rick

Hell raised by recondo32 on October 13, 2004 12:46 AM

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The carpetbaggers are coming!

I'll abide by the rules, just don't make me eat grits.

Hell raised by Gordon the Magnificent on October 13, 2004 07:07 PM

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No kidding...I worked for a place once...

Larry Curly, and Moe. End users loved that, as you can imagine.

Hell raised by Sam on October 10, 2004 06:32 PM

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« Shut the hell up!

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i breathe. i miss ya

Hell raised by k on October 9, 2004 06:32 PM

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Excellent Game, so far!

Hell raised by Christina on October 9, 2004 06:46 PM

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UN-F*CKING-REAL!!!

Hell raised by Christina on October 9, 2004 07:08 PM

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... Ladies... you rock... nuff said..

Hell raised by Eric on October 9, 2004 07:12 PM

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Great Game!! Got to see it on AFN
Be careful this weekend in Helen, there's liable to be some "upset" dawgs there ... it's 2:15 AM here so I'm of to bed ... Once again Congrats!

E in Romania

Hell raised by Ektelon on October 9, 2004 07:16 PM

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I drove over to St. Augustine at halftime, just to make sure the Florida School for the Deaf and Blind team was at home. Sure looked like them in red today. I'll bet Rainman Richt would like those 19 seconds back, too. What a fucking hammerhead.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 9, 2004 07:52 PM

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... thanks, Ektelon...

.. oh.. V-man?... bite me.... take your hillbilly buttfuckers, and ride the bike home.. they will be waiting, I am sure, for your return....

Hell raised by Eric on October 9, 2004 08:17 PM

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Congrat's Eric.

At least one of us got of the bad mojo couch. I ain't sure what Vman meant above. Too many 5$ words. I'm starting to thing he ought to chane his blog name to 5$ Words 'r Us.

I'll be in the asskicked corner Tomorrow with Acidman... That's gonna be bad ain't it?

Hell raised by BryanH on October 9, 2004 09:42 PM

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Bryan, if you're in the asskicked corner, you're doing better than I am. I spent three hours after the game curled in a fetal position in my closet and whimpering like... well, a whipped dawg.

Goddam. Eric will remind me of this shit at Blogtoberfest.

Hell raised by Acidman on October 10, 2004 01:37 AM

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You boys and your toys.....;-)

Hell raised by Sadie on October 10, 2004 04:49 AM

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Eric,
You just ain't right. Last time I saw this post "Georgia on my mind" was linked up yet, but now that it is, I can only say, only in amERICa can you do things like this;)

Hell raised by BryanH on October 10, 2004 09:33 AM

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@#$%^&!!!!!!!

You weren't there. You didn't see EVERY Dawg fan maintain their seats until the last second, determined we'd pull it off...numb in disbelief when we didn't...

No bells rang in Sanford Stadium on Saturday.

Hell raised by Key on October 11, 2004 09:23 AM

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BTW, had I been Richt for a day...

1. We would have received first.
2. We wouldn't have FRIGGIN gone for it from our own 38...
3. I would have recognized that Greene was having a shit day and played Shockley.

Yes, I am Mon. morning quarterbacking. And?

(oh, I also would have had a few choice words for the ref who took away our toe-in, heel-out touchtown...but admittedly, that probably wouldn't have helped the situation much, none-the-less...)

Hell raised by Key on October 11, 2004 09:29 AM

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No prob, bro!

It really is a good time despite the guests of honor. It's just a little disturbing to see long lines of people waiting for their "cup-o-nuts."

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 9, 2004 09:31 AM

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Just when you think you've seen it all... Oh, BTW, in an effort to help you all have a good time next weekend, you might also want to know that's it's Breast Cancer awareness month. That means "BoobieThon"....

http://www.boobiethon.com/

Turkey Testicles or Blogger Boobies... You decide.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 9, 2004 09:34 AM

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You can keep the cup 'o nuts. I getting a new toy today that I want you to see in Helen. I think you'll like it.

It's a beaut, Eric. I'm not going to say what it is, because I'm making all this shit up anyway, but I do think of Dirty Harry when I hallucinate this way.

You'll like that... NEW DOG I GOT... yeah, that's the ticket! A new dog.

It barks, too.

Hell raised by Acidman on October 9, 2004 09:50 AM

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You really like typing that word....Chattahoochee....heh;-)

Hell raised by Sadie on October 9, 2004 02:29 PM

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To mess with a man's truck...that just ain't right. I think what happens after that is what they call "justifiable homicide" (depending on what southern state you're in).

But, you're right about one thing. SEC football is the best.

Hell raised by bedubya on October 8, 2004 04:25 PM

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An attorney would tell you he or she can't give you unsolicited advice outside an attorney-client relationship.

Hypothetically speaking, Pops, plead the 5th...and don't post about it!

Hell raised by Christina on October 8, 2004 05:10 PM

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Fucking with a man's truck is a killing offense in Georgia. We don't take that shit lightly.

How about a bet on the Bulldawg-Tennessee game, vandal? You can pay up in Helen after you lose.

Vandalize THAT!!!

Hell raised by Acidman on October 8, 2004 05:23 PM

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Damn,
Even up here in yankee world, dickin'with a mans truck will be hell to pay. You shoulda slapped him on the back with an I "heart" Tennesse sticker and let him walk 'round like that at work for a while..... I know, you're now make plans to do that... Anyway, that mojo thing I talked about last week. Eric, you just fucked us.

Thanks man.

Watching the Buckeyes lose isn't something that goes over good in CBus. And, if/when the do, I know exactly who to blame.

And for the record SEC football is first class, but... if you wanna run with the Big Dogs, you gotta be in the Big Ten. Big Ten football is played the way football should be. Body parts pointing the wrong way, screams and war cries. Big FAT THICK ANKLED linemen and 3 yards and a could o' dust.

I like passing and all, and fast mo'fo's, don't get me wrong, but if you wanna dominate a football game, you gotta control the clock. If you wanna control the clock you gotta control the ball. Oh, and this is underacknowledged, you gotta have a KickAss defense that Northwestern can't pick apart.

Thanks again for the bad mojo Eric....

Hell raised by BryanH on October 8, 2004 07:36 PM

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There ain't nuthin' like SEC ball. Period.

Go Gators!

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 8, 2004 09:17 PM

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You sick fuck. Too bad you have to use a "T" as your logo, a Volunteer being some kind of butt-fucking hillbilly, reminescent of Genghis Khan...

Hell raised by Velociman on October 8, 2004 11:55 PM

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Yikes...you are almost as bad as a woman scorned! :) Just kidding...

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 9, 2004 01:16 AM

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... damn, you people have no sense of humor...

Hell raised by Eric on October 9, 2004 07:21 AM

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I once dated a boy whose parents went to GA State and my daddy went to UGA...well he showed up at my house wearing a T-shirt with a bumble bee sticking it up the ass to a bulldog...I didn't go out with him that night....my daddy wanted to shoot him right off our porch...football is some serious business is my house...that shit ain't even funny..:)

Hell raised by sandy on October 9, 2004 04:12 PM

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It's the beautiful charmer that will take you for that WILD ride!

Hell raised by Christina on October 8, 2004 10:44 AM

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.. the trick is in the combination then... ahhh.. I see now..

Hell raised by Eric on October 8, 2004 02:18 PM

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Slaying anything and everything they can...yep, cats are just like people...

Oops! Did I say that out loud?

Sorry, I just had my "test mix" of the bloody mary recipe I posted tonight.

Hell raised by Jack on October 7, 2004 05:43 PM

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Hmmm... are you thinking what *I'm* thinking?

A brigade of giant mutant kittens... let 'em loose in Iraq...

Best part is, the whole country is one big litter box anyway :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 7, 2004 06:12 PM

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I'm with Jack, send the Killer Kats over there and let 'em pounce on the "rat bastard" Islamofacists. It wouldn't be a completley bad thing to put good skill to use, even if it meant there'd be some terrorist heads, terrorist shit, and terrorist tail seperated from a complete being for a change.

Don't get pissed at the killer cats for not eating it, I've got some dogs that don't miss many meals, and love snacks. Need a cleanup crew, hell that's THEIR specialty. (Including licking themselves... lucky bastards). Now remember that next time you get a lick from a puppy... hmmm where's that tounge been. Cat's in a lap, Dog's with a kiss. Which, if either is more "shocking"? Varmits is Varmits, Feline or Kanine. Oh, if the dogs and cats don't want anything to do with it. Call Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies, I'm sure she's havin' vittles for super again. Served beside the cement pond.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 7, 2004 09:06 PM

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Glad to see when everyone else is whining on about the inconsequential 'debates' someone has their eye on the ball. Biggest threat to civilized society today: Cats. Grrrr.

Hell raised by john climacus on October 9, 2004 01:27 AM

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I'm hoping Vman's got his whip with him. Something says to me, he might need it in that company. Then again, he's got alot of 5$ words in stock so he might fair ok but it's gonna cost him.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 7, 2004 09:31 PM

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You can take the bear out of Sweden, but you can't take the Texan out of the bear :)

Hell raised by Helen on October 6, 2004 04:16 PM

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Dang! If I'd only been thinking of Luuka when I was on my secret mission SecDef...

Hell raised by BryanH on October 6, 2004 06:20 PM

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Luuka have a sister?

Hell raised by Marcus on October 6, 2004 08:25 PM

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..not that I know of... she had a Bro once.. but, he is no more... Lukka, the darling... she's the only girl left among the siblings...

Hell raised by Eric on October 6, 2004 08:44 PM

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Just wanted to tell you hey babe! Hope you are doing well and I miss ya!!!! I finally have gotten settled down so I'll be reading more often.

Nice pics btw.....I need to travel more.

Yes..I know..I had nothing intruging to say about your post. I'll think of something later. :P

Hell raised by Ash on October 6, 2004 09:37 PM

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if she wants to see some real cowboys she needs to come down to Texas...I know quite a few spots that she'ed enjoy seems the chicks dig the bull riders...

Hell raised by oakleytexas on October 7, 2004 03:28 PM

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Luuka seems pretty cool...I bet in reality though, she has to keep you in line! :)

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 11, 2004 09:29 PM

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Hey you stole my idea for today.......sigh....

Hell raised by Sadie on October 6, 2004 09:40 AM

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Oopsie....sorry to seem all up-in-arms on you. Scalia is so near and dear to my frozen little republican heart;-)

It appears great minds just might think alike....Oooh cute kiddo over there. Is that you???

Hell raised by Sadie on October 6, 2004 09:46 AM

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Wow. I am not sure what to say. First blush... I think... can you imagine doin' the orgy thing snd then much later walking into a room full of people like at a party or business meeting and realize, "Ok I've done it with him... saw him do it.. they saw me do it... oh! I did it with him..." Blech. Seems like more societal tension to me. But what do I know... it's not like I've tried it or ever will. :)

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 6, 2004 09:55 AM

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.... my bad, Sadie... your post on Scalia rocks, and yep... I finally decided to post a nude photo.. heh.. that's me in the bubblebath...

.. oh, and Boudicca... some meetings I've been to could have used a tension-breaker.. but, mayhaps you're right... conference tables are never very comfortable..

Hell raised by Eric on October 6, 2004 10:37 AM

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I have BEEN to several orgies (we called them body-wads back then) and I never was ashamed of a damned thing I did there. I could tell you stories that would curl your teeth and they're ALL TRUE.

I once had to wade through about two dozen nekkid bodies to find my guitar case and THEN figure out where in the hell I parked my car the night before.

I have lived an interesting life.

Hell raised by Acidman on October 6, 2004 12:45 PM

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Oh, my eyes... Is that you in the buff???

Hell raised by Charlie on October 6, 2004 12:49 PM

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... Acidman, you take "interesting life" to a whole new universe...

... yes, Charlie.. yes... tis I as a wee pup...

Hell raised by Eric on October 6, 2004 01:23 PM

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BTW, Eric, they still make those bathtub stick things you have on the wall behind you... just like those. I had them for my kids. :)

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 6, 2004 03:43 PM

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I think the fact that he shot himself in the head is a clue the guy didn't really give a shit. If I shoot myself in the head, feel free to take what you want. Most of it won't be worth taking anyway.

Hell raised by James Old Guy on October 5, 2004 12:32 PM

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I agree- he meant to be dead. And, doctors at two hospitals made the "brain dead" call.

More importantly [stepping onto soapbox], you can donate organs/tissue while still alive, blood being most common. You can donate bone marrow, part of your liver, or a kidney (maybe even a lung- I'm not sure on that one)and still live a full life. My grandmother donated a kidney to my mom almost 30 years ago, and both are still alive and kicking. I'm a big proponent of organ/tissue donation [steps off soapbox].

But, yeah, you really should wait in most cases for death to actually occur. It's just better for the donor that way.

Hell raised by Beth on October 5, 2004 12:44 PM

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I'm wondering ... if they got enough of our (social drinkers) livers, could they make a chandelier?

And who would buy it?

Just wondering.

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 5, 2004 02:14 PM

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OK, that's just whacked. The coroner says he wasn't, two other groups says he was... sounds like someone needs to reevaluate standards. Blech.

I'm a potential organ donor for when I'm DEAD, but I'd just as soon everyone be on the same damn page when it's determined I am.

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 5, 2004 04:49 PM

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..damn, beerbrains... a chandelier?... I think you've got a touch of Eddie Gein in you, brother...

Hell raised by Eric on October 5, 2004 05:03 PM

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When a former guyfriend of mine returned from the State Patrol Academy, he IMMEDIATELY removed the 'organ donor' designation from his driver's license. It seems that they actually advised the guys and gals in the academy to do so. It's all a matter of numbers...

Apparently, there exists a predetermined number of blood units they will allow an individual before they give up hope, and evaluate the situation. He was told that if he arrives at the E.R. a terrible mess, that they: 1. can spend countless hours, and countless units of blood trying to save him, or 2. they can take his organs, and save several other people. The odds are that they will save the 'several'.

chilling

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 5, 2004 09:30 PM

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Oh, wow... this gets the mind spinning. What a horrible thing to have people that we are supposed to trust disagreeing on when we are actually dead. I don't think it matters what circumstances the patient is brought in under, all efforts need to first go into saving that patient. Even if he did try to blow his brains out. Who is to say that he didn't regret that decision before the first bullet ever hit him.

But, more on the subject...jmflynny's post has me scared enough to go doing some more research. That isn't the scenario I imagined when I signed up to do a good deed after I was dead.

Very thought provoking.

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 5, 2004 11:52 PM

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I do believe that I need to hurl.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 6, 2004 05:46 AM

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You know, I don't have that I am an organ donor on my drivers license for this very reason. My close family and friends know my wishes, so if the time comes, I am confident they won't say anything to the doctors until they know there is no hope...

Hell raised by Charlie on October 6, 2004 12:50 PM

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As a follow up, I found this link over at Jeff G's site.

Apparently, there is enough concern over the life and death decisions associated with organ donors to deserve top billing on the list of Organ Donation: Myth vs. Reality.

http://health.discovery.com/convergence/giftoflife/myths/myths.html

I would like to think that my friend was misled about the decision making process, but I find that their defense "The medical staff trying to save lives is completely separate from the transplant team." doesn't really fit with what I have seen/read. I've have always understood that the decision to harvest had to occur immediately, and could not be postponed for more than a few minutes after a potential donor's passing.

Just in case, I will let my family know of my intentions...not the DMV.

Hell raised by jmflynny on October 8, 2004 07:48 PM

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That is a great start to the day. I've got an awesome visual, and I know it's not as beautiful as the real thing.

That is one of the things I loved about going hunting. Going out during a full/late moon, sitting in the woods, watching the sun come up as the woods slowly come alive. Ahhh......

Hell raised by That 1 Guy on October 5, 2004 11:51 AM

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Don't you feel shame for blowing smoke into that clean air. You Nazi you. Excuse me while I light one up, hate to smoke alone.

Hell raised by James Old Guy on October 5, 2004 12:25 PM

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I'm livin high on a hill in Germany right now..I make a point to wake up at least one full hour before my family arises to enjoy the view alone. I feel cheated if I ever sleep in and miss it and around here there's always coffee brewing a smoke burning in the ashtray.
p.s. I just found your site today..nice..I like it.

Hell raised by sandy on October 6, 2004 06:34 AM

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Beautiful! Sounds a lot like my yard in the am.

Hell raised by Liz on October 8, 2004 11:44 AM

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Heh. Bad news for y'all, but GOOD news for us!

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 4, 2004 10:07 PM

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Eric...look at that scientist's picture. Do you really think HE found all of them...that someone gave the guy the actual opportunity to do so??? Methinks it's a hoax.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 5, 2004 02:23 AM

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Your nothing but a tease!! Hear I am stuck at work on midnight shift and you spring news like this on me!! As soon as possible, I think I'll do some research and then I'll let you know if there's any truth to this tale. God, please let it be true!!

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 5, 2004 02:28 AM

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Nah, man, it's good news. That means the chances are extremely better that you might find one or more just by accident.

And you can now add another baseball term to the sex dictionary. Hitting for the cycle.

Hell raised by Norman on October 5, 2004 07:04 AM

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WAY.OFF.TOPIC. (sorry) I just heard "Mr.Bad Example" what a great (drinking) song! Really...great tune!

Mac

Hell raised by MAC on October 5, 2004 08:09 AM

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I coulda told you we have more than one spot! So some scientist comes pokin' around, makes the proclamation & gets all the credit??

Why did he get to name the zones, anyway?

Hell raised by Key on October 5, 2004 12:10 PM

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FOUR !!!!!, damn don't ya think that women should come with an operators manual.

Hell raised by James Old Guy on October 5, 2004 12:29 PM

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James Old Guy - they do, but who the hell reads manuals? :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 5, 2004 02:44 PM

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This is accordint to Desmond Morris. He's got a distinguished record of just making shit up. "Um, boobs look kind of like a butt. That must be why they make my wiener feel funny." Reasons I never believe anything anthropologists say:

Desmond Morris

Margret Mead

It's a soft science invented by krouts, like psychology.

They're more sexually fixated than myself. Any culture, bonobo colony, etc, that they observe, they invariably describe as Woodstock. The Western society that produces these observers is apparently the only one that with any sexual reppression going on in it, that was not a giant perpetual orgy. "Hey, that monkey just patted it's uncle one the butt. I'm counting that as sexual contact. Whoa, that's 342 sexual contacts in one hour for that one monkey alone! We have so much to learn from them!" Anthropologists! Get a haircut and a real job!!!

Hell raised by Dave Munger on October 5, 2004 06:21 PM

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Dude. You've "Instalanched" that site. I tried to check it out and got a "Server Busy" message. Good onya bro!

Hell raised by Johnny - Oh on October 5, 2004 09:44 PM

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Congrat's on the new blog Christina. Congrats to you too Eric(BlogPappy). Where's the cigars?

Hell raised by BryanH on October 4, 2004 07:04 PM

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Checking over ALa71's list, I see you're in great company.

I also noticed that my blogdaughter Tammi is on her list, but I'm not.

Note to self: suck up to Tammi more.

Hell raised by Harvey on October 5, 2004 02:50 PM

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YOU...out of creative juices? Not a chance...you must have company or something :)

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 3, 2004 07:37 PM

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JUICE?!? Nice Visual Image. You Cad.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 3, 2004 08:26 PM

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That's my fave from Robert Service. My Dad read it to me as a child. I love his stuff. Robert Service is how I ended up over at Harvey's and ended up staying... he quoted it and I noticed it while blog surfing. Anyone who like RS can't be half bad.

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 4, 2004 09:33 AM

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Eric,

My father always like Robert Service. Many years ago for Father's Day or his birthday, I bought him a book of his poetry. His favorite was "My Madonna."

But, I think Sam McGee is the classic.

Christina

Hell raised by Christina on October 4, 2004 10:48 AM

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I wish you could hear my dad recite this poem from memory. What a ham he is - but don't let him get started on "Horatius at the Bridge!" That's when he goes into thespian overdrive.

Hell raised by Liz on October 4, 2004 02:01 PM

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...thanks, Ladies... glad you enjoyed it...

Hell raised by Eric on October 4, 2004 05:55 PM

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Damn. Great poem to begin with, and you do it so well! I'm impressed, Eric. Promise you'll do that at the Blogfest, please?

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 4, 2004 06:35 PM

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.. if I can fit it in between the drinking, half-rubber, nude greco-roman wrestling, guitar playing, AND swordfighting.. you're on....

Hell raised by Eric on October 4, 2004 06:40 PM

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I certainly hope you'll record your song and post it for us. Congrats on that. It truly is one of the most satisfying things when something that had been a wisp in the back of your mind takes root and begins to grow. That's how I think of the music. Then when the flowers begin to bloom it's just a thing of beauty. That's when the words come. It's complete in a way you never dreamed of.

Long long time ago, I wrote music. Because I had to. It wouldn't leave me alone until I got it all out of my mind and shared it with others. It wasn't great, but it was mine. It was me. I don't do that so much anymore. I miss it. I'm glad you had that experience. For someone who loves music as much as you do....it's a very good thing.

Hell raised by Tammi on October 3, 2004 09:45 AM

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Since a big part of my job is writing on demand (admittedly technical stuff, but I have to "spin" things quite often as well, so I think of it as creative writing...), I am forced to be creative on cue, and I do tend to plan a thread or theme that I weave throughout several posts that I write over a few days or weeks. Looks to me like people prefer what you do, though!!!

Hell raised by Jack on October 3, 2004 09:53 AM

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Well,
I'm with Tammi. I think I'd like to hear it. Does the song have a title? If not, you outght to start a "contest" for a "Sad Love Song" title. I'm sure we could come up with something...

Hell raised by BryanH on October 3, 2004 10:41 AM

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This whole process of blogging is cocreative for me -- like music is for you -- and yet solitary and somewhat isolated, and so paradoxical -- the fact that people read what I write makes me want to write -- but also, like you, I can't plan a post -- it pops into my head as soon as I wake up in the morning, and if it doesn't, I find myself not feeling quite right all day. I can find stuff to write about-- but there is a certain willingness that needs to take place, especially about the more personal stuff, like honoring the authenticity of the process ...I shoulder the critics out of the room and wait, poised over the keyboard like a piano --

What a great story you shared, thanks.

jr

Hell raised by justrose on October 3, 2004 10:59 AM

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That sounds like an absolute blast!!!! I'm jealous. I'd love to hear the song!!!!

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 3, 2004 11:59 AM

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I think I coudl write on demand if it was real, as in if you picked a topic that was real to me. I could never write fiction. I can only write what I see, what I perceive.

But for me, I just have so much crap in my head every day, I've never had to do that. I have tons of stuff I've written, just sitting in a word document. Writing is too much of a catharsis for me and I am always surprised anyone ever wants to read me.

That said, I could never write music like you do. That is a true talent. I play numerous instruments, but could NEVER write music. And I could never write lyrics... I think it's too much like fiction.

Hell raised by Boudicca on October 3, 2004 04:11 PM

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I *can* blog on demand, and do it at least twice a week with Alliance assignments.

Mostly, though, it's whatever I'm fed by the old idea-lemur.

Hell raised by Harvey on October 3, 2004 05:01 PM

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Definitely sounds like my kind of afternoon.

Hell raised by Jim - PRS on October 3, 2004 08:24 PM

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Well, shit. I'll have to bring some lyrics with me. I have one I've been dying to get set to music. Kind of a Baghdad at Christmas kind of song. I had no idea you wrote music.

Hell raised by Mamamontezz on October 4, 2004 07:37 AM

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Yo, Pops, please pass the tissue...

Concession post is already up.

Next weeks it's the Vols v. Dawgs, huh?!

Hmmmm.

Christina

Hell raised by Christina on October 2, 2004 07:20 PM

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WAR EAGLE!!!

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 2, 2004 09:40 PM

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bite me..

Hell raised by Eric on October 2, 2004 11:04 PM

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I would, but you'd probably like it.

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 2, 2004 11:10 PM

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Acidman's in for a treat... I dunno if you've ever had Shiner Bock but it's a dam fine Texas beer... Shiner = Nectar of the gods... I still like my Lonestar but I'll take Shiner over that any day...

Hell raised by oakleytexas on October 3, 2004 03:24 AM

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Eric, long time reader, 1st time poster, hate to say it but I must agree with Mrs. Bugg

PS. There are no such animals as "War Eagles" but them damn "Tigers" are for real.

Ektelon from Romania

Hell raised by Ektelon on October 3, 2004 04:35 AM

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DAWGS!!! Piss on Tennessee. Fuck YOU, too, Eric!!!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!!!!!

Hell raised by Acidman on October 3, 2004 08:25 AM

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Damn,
You can just feel the love in here now can't ya. I'm sittin in the ass whipped section with you this morning Eric. One week does not a season make. But one week sure as shit can screw a season up.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 3, 2004 09:49 AM

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..amen, Bryan... and, yeah... I can just feel the love..

oh, and Acidman, right back at ya, brother...

Ektelon.. I have a long time reader from Romania?.. that's insane... but, thanks...

Hell raised by Eric on October 3, 2004 10:35 AM

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Don't bet much, Auburn may surprise you! Have a good time, because you may be dissapointed in the ballgame.

Hell raised by Junebugg on October 2, 2004 03:44 PM

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..we'll see, Mrs. Bugg... we'll see...

Hell raised by Eric on October 2, 2004 06:49 PM

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Ain't no reason to be afraid. Ery body has things that remind them of both good and bad times in the past. Take heart in the fact that you can still appreciate both and haven't been bludgeoned(velociman word) to the point where you can't hear the geese(cover you head when you go on the deck to look up) and can't hear the train.
Some folks, go numb, to all that would cause them to remember, or to aspire. If you're gonna fear something, fear the welcome of no feeling..., fear, aspiration, or otherwise.
When you feel that, you've basically resigned to the fact that you're stuck, don't care, and things just plain suck in general.
Wanna feel really good. Take a kid fishing. Show 'em how to play ball. Not Rugby, you don't wanna get them scared of gettin'g their ass kicked right out of the gate. Not everybody popped out of the womb as a Marine(God Bless 'em all... Marines and Kids).
Appreciate and cherish memories. After a while, as life would have it, they're all you have. In America, we have so much to be thankful for. You're part of the reason why it is so.
Now, duck when a goose turd is coming your way. Get a great big shit eatin' grin when you evade one of those cigar sized bombs, and ... pass that story on to whoever you find deserving of it.

PS.
If you want to borrow a Redneck Kid for a little while, let me know. I've got one that knows everything. If you don't believe it all you've gotta do is ask him. He's never been out of the country(other then North Carolina and Missourri) so Tennessee would probably sound like a Navy tour. You know, see the world and all. Plus, he'd cut your grass.... if he like ya. He'd wanna shoot the geese and hop the train. Youngin's are weird that way. Are you gettin' old Eric? I am. I'm just about ready to surpass dirt, but not as old as Acidman. Oh, one more thing, he's got this likin' for Golf. Do you Golf? You know, the whole Ireland/Scotland thing you've got goin' on. But heads up, he don't like lamb guts. He likes McDonalds. What you say, hey, at least its a Mc somethin. I'd figure you might have swung a club in your day... golf club I mean.

No, I ain't sendin' my boy off nowhere(Chill Key). He's fun. He's an asshole, but he come by it honestly....His Mom's side of the family.(Hoping like hell she don't read this).

BryanH

Hell raised by BryanH on October 1, 2004 11:06 PM

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Never be ashamed of being afraid. My Uncle Bobby used to tell me that the Marines were smart enough to know When to be afraid. So, I am certain that applies to you. Plus, there is no shame in anyone being afraid.

Hell raised by Sheilah on October 2, 2004 03:16 AM

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If that was a CSX train the only thing I can guarantee is that it was late.

Hell raised by Velociman on October 2, 2004 11:08 AM

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"Ooltewah"

I just gotta know... is the accent on the second or third syllable?

Really weird seeing that name in print here. From time to time I sell things on eBay (collectable paper currency, mostly). One of my regular customers is from Ooltewah.

Just kind of a Twilight Zone moment reading the name on your blog :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 2, 2004 02:15 PM

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Dude, that was just weird.

You either need more scotch or less, I'm not sure which :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 1, 2004 04:57 PM

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..more, I vote more.. I even out after a few..

Hell raised by Eric on October 1, 2004 05:48 PM

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Well, I would've hoped you would've used Redneck Ramblings which produces a few funnies. By the way, you're listed in my "roll" as TITS HAUGHTY GREW I. I had to look up what the lell "Haughty" meant. I swear, that thing I was using today... well, when you read through the things it spits out, I could've done myslef prouder on an Indian name.

Don't everybody like to see a nekkid woman ridin' a horse?(not the other way 'round). Velociman can you help me here?

Hell raised by BryanH on October 1, 2004 05:59 PM

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..sorry, Bryan... I'm trying here... anyway, if I could grow tits, I'd stay at home all day playing with pinky and perky...

Hell raised by Eric on October 1, 2004 06:03 PM

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I know what you mean brutha. Some people have all the luck, but there's no tits in UsHendersons or Redneck Ramblings. Lack of T's causes that I guess.

You go ahead and call in work on Monday and stay home and spend some quality time on the deck. Drink some Scotch and see if you can get "Pinky and Perky" drunk, and take advantage of them. If I was your Boss, I'd understand.

Hell raised by BryanH on October 1, 2004 07:07 PM

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Geez, who knew sending you a couple of news links would result in this?! Thanks for suggesting I give it a go a couple weeks ago. I've also had help from someone over at Random Fate.

You guys are the best!!

Christina

Hell raised by Christina on October 1, 2004 12:11 PM

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Congrats Christina....but 'tis bittersweet...as he has forgotten his illegitmate spawn from one of those torrid evenings in his unspeakable playboy past....SOB.

Hell raised by Sadie on October 1, 2004 03:10 PM

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Hopefully Eric'll be a good blogdad & raise his baby right.

Need any parenting tips, Eric, just holler :-)

Cute kid, by the way :-)

Hell raised by Harvey on October 1, 2004 05:16 PM

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.. thanks, Harvey... I AM new to this, but I suspect Sadie and Christina both already need a spanking...

Hell raised by Eric on October 1, 2004 05:51 PM

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Thanks, Blog Pop. I really needed that!

Now can I borrow the keys to the car? the silver one???

Your little darling,
Christina

Hell raised by Christina on October 1, 2004 06:16 PM

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