Downfall....

… good morning, fellow travelers…. I hope you are all well and getting exactly what you deserve…. Me?... I’m more than just a little disturbed this morning…

… yes, I said disturbed…. but what is it that has unearthed my internal funk so early today?... what brilliant piece of journalism has harshed my mellow?.... behold…..

AGEING Playboy millionaire Hugh Hefner has confessed he is bored of bonking — and would rather have a game of DOMINOES with his glamour girls.

Entrepreneur Hefner, 80, is famed for bedding thousands of babes and holding hedonistic bunny-girl parties at his Beverly Hills mansion.

But the publisher who turned his men’s magazines business into a worldwide entertainment and fashion empire said he no longer had the energy.

He said: “I’m bored of the hanky panky. I’m still active but it’s different — I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends.”

… Hef, oh Hef… why has thou forsaken us?... at 80, you are were a shining beacon of how a perfect world could be….

… and now, dominoes?....

… some days the news is just too damn depressing…. I’m going back to bed….