Ideas...

.. out of gas once again, people.... out of gas....

... so, I guess I'll share a little of my thought process.... See, at various times I open up the trusty ole email and add to a message called "blog ideas"... it's filled with those random bits of craziness that hit me and make me say excitedly, "wow! It would be really cool to write a post about THAT!"....

... yeah, well... my inner dialogue says "wow" a lot... anyway, here is a small sampling of some of the things on the list....

Stuff to Blog About

.... Napoleon and Josephine... (and that whole un-washed thing)
... Bette Davis in 'Jezebel'...
..... the Biblical Jezebel... (with the whole ˜dogs in the street' deal)
... Percy Shelley's 'Ozymandias' (again)...
... Liz Taylor at seventeen...
.... good God, Liz Taylor at seventeen...
... taping Judy Garland's breasts during 'The Wizard of Oz'...
... Japanese Beetles... (again)
... Islay malts vs. Highland malts
... forgiveness....
... why acorns and sweet gums piss me off....
... how the movies 'Zulu' and 'Jeremiah Johnson' changed my life...
.... a comparison and contrast between blogging and the invention of the double-sided scotch tape....
... 'Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell'...
... 'My Fair Lady' and just how monumentally fucked up it is...
... assassinations - who is on my list (and why) ...

... and about a million other things...

... but right now, nothing is coming to mind....

... I'm off to town to buy some nachos... it is lunchtime and I'm hungry...

by Eric on September 29, 2006 | Bullshit (17) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Enjoy your nachos...
I'd be interested to hear more about Judy Garland's breasts being taped, I didn't know that before, but it doesn't surprise me.

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on September 29, 2006 12:08 PM

I remember reading somewhere about Garland's breasts being "taped down" to make her appear younger in the movie.

Remind not to piss you off, now that we know you have a assassination list....

Bullshitted by ralphd00d on September 29, 2006 12:19 PM

Judy had boobs?

Bullshitted by james old guy on September 29, 2006 12:49 PM

You and me, we walk a different path in life, but in this post, I found lots I could relate to ...

The whole 'where's my muse hiding these days' thing, and the lists of things to blog about ...

But inspiration will come, and from the darndest of places.

By the way, Judy had HUGE boobs. Not like F cups, but she was definitely a large C by the time she played Dorothy.

Heck, she looked to be close to a D when she was dancing in barnyards with Mickey Rooney.

Bullshitted by erica on September 29, 2006 01:02 PM

Been readin' you for about a year, and I always enjoy your references to "the malts".
Personally not too fond of the Islays. I'm a Speyside guy.

Bullshitted by dan lee on September 29, 2006 01:03 PM

...and damned if not a sigle one of those "Deep Blogpost Concepts" mentions shitblogging. Are you going literary on us, son?

Bullshitted by Elisson on September 29, 2006 02:29 PM

Double sided scotch tape?

Bullshitted by Bou on September 29, 2006 02:41 PM

Sometimes, blogging is easy. Other times, not so much.

Bullshitted by trouble on September 29, 2006 02:45 PM

Well, happy Friday at any rate. I recommend a cocktail on the deck and some nice downtime... At least that's what I am going to do. : )

Bullshitted by Richmond on September 29, 2006 03:50 PM

cocktails on the deck, I'm all over that...

Bullshitted by holder on September 29, 2006 04:05 PM

Bou, double sided tape would be for added cleavage. Or maybe to keep them from falling into armpits...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on September 29, 2006 04:13 PM

Did they tape them or wrap them?

Bullshitted by oddybobo on September 29, 2006 04:37 PM

Not being that big, I had mine wrapped.

:)

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on September 29, 2006 05:56 PM

that tape hurts!!!..... I'm just sayin'

Bullshitted by Jean on September 29, 2006 08:15 PM

T1G- Why do you know this?! Is this common knowledge or do I live under a rock?!

Bullshitted by Bou on September 29, 2006 08:38 PM

Do the one on forgiveness...

Bullshitted by Kelly on September 30, 2006 10:36 AM

You and those damn nachos!

Bullshitted by agent bedhead on September 30, 2006 04:04 PM