Two....

... good God.... the world's luckiest man is alive and well in India....

... sure, I know that humans mutate from time to time... and that we are all continually evolving.... but wow... I wonder which one he'll have cut off?.... t'were it me, well, I can't say I'd part with either of them.....

... I'm off to town to buy some nachos.... holy shit, people... what a strange and interesting world we live in.... wow....

by Eric on August 22, 2006 | Bullshit (23) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Ummm... the one that doesn't work? After all if you end up with an extra of something - generally one of them is "for show" and is mostly nonfunctional. I would think it would get in the way more than anything... *grin*

I wonder if the guy knew he was going to become international news because of this... I hope he gets some compensation for all the jokes being created at his expense.

Bullshitted by Teresa on August 22, 2006 10:29 AM

Hopefully the shorter one...;)

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on August 22, 2006 10:31 AM

.. according to the article, they are both fully functional...

Bullshitted by Eric on August 22, 2006 10:33 AM

"You can't ride two horses with one butt... and you can't piss into two urinals with one dick."

But this guy could.

He also probably could've made a substantial income by finding polymorphously perverse Female Conjoined Twins and nailing 'em on Pay Per View. Alas...

Bullshitted by Elisson on August 22, 2006 11:35 AM

I always thought 'double dicking' was rude...

Bullshitted by Rave on August 22, 2006 12:51 PM

I will say this..

ok..1 is enough quite frankly.

2, what a lot of work.

as a wife, this might end up being a pain in the ass...

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on August 22, 2006 01:46 PM

good God indeed! Your site goes from the sweet to the strange and onto the surreal all in under a minute. Many you are fast!

Bullshitted by Michele on August 22, 2006 01:47 PM

... Elisson, hell, I'd pay good money to see that...

... Rave, that may be... but in his case, it is also normal...

... AWTM... a pain in the ass, indeed...

... Michele... I try to keep you guys from getting complacent.. and honestly, would you really think I could pass up a story about a guy with two dicks?!... I'm not that strong...

Bullshitted by Eric on August 22, 2006 02:07 PM

I have always heard of a man being luckier than a dog with two dicks and both of them hard but never heard of a man with two dicks and both of them hard. My question is why does he want to get rid of one of them if both of them work?

Bullshitted by GUYK on August 22, 2006 02:29 PM

Well... I want to know if he jacks off both at the same time, does he get twice the sensation of the big O? Hunh. So many things to ponder...

Bullshitted by Bou on August 22, 2006 02:43 PM

Good gray grief. I was truly afraid to click the link, to be honest...

Bullshitted by Richmond on August 22, 2006 03:19 PM

Well, the good Lord did give him two hands didn't he Bou? I'm bettin he's ambidextious.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on August 22, 2006 03:41 PM

Just think of the possibilities! *snicker*

Bullshitted by Oddybobo on August 22, 2006 04:21 PM

So, if he contracts a social disease, will both of 'em burn when he pees? Or just the 'guilty party'? Inquiring minds wanna know...

Bullshitted by El Capitan on August 22, 2006 04:40 PM

.. sweet, sweet Lord, I do so love you people...

Bullshitted by Eric on August 22, 2006 04:41 PM

Sweet Jeezuz ... he wants to cut it off?

The original human protoype for the greatest of God's inventions, and he's about to (you should pardon the expression) throw it all away.

Just imagine the caliber of gunslinging this guy is capable of ... wow!

Bullshitted by erica on August 22, 2006 05:10 PM

He has signed with Wrigley, as the new spokes man for Double your pleasure....

Bullshitted by jerry on August 22, 2006 06:11 PM

I wonder if he's married...imagine cleaning up around the bottom of the toilet when there's a hair across BOTH of them first thing in the morning??? UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, there *could* be an upside...or two...

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on August 22, 2006 07:39 PM

Just think of the Porn applications. I'm just thinking of dual hummers.

Bullshitted by Contagion on August 22, 2006 07:43 PM

shocked...Bou

not shcoked...Contagion who has a definate thing for the arts..

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on August 22, 2006 08:27 PM

My, what you miss when you miss the blogs for a couple of days. In contemplating the, um, entertainment value of this phenomenon, I'm thinking it depend on the placement. I mean are they side by side or stacked on top of each other? It would make a difference.

But the guy's plight raises other questions in my mind. If he impregnated a woman with two different units at the same time, would they be twins? And what if he wanted to play sports? Two athletic cups or one extra large?

Bullshitted by Libby on August 23, 2006 06:08 PM

AWTM I think hit upon the great benefits to females with certain inclinations. This guy would have some girls DYING for a date. No need to settle for fingers or a plastic pal for simultaneous sensory stimulation.

I'm wondering if four nuts and two separate orgasms are a part of the unlucky guy's affliction. Poor suffering bastard.

Bullshitted by G on August 26, 2006 06:34 PM

The comments are even better than the article! LOL!

I found myself wondering what would happen if he took the magic little blue pills.

I tried to use the brand name for the magic little blue pills, but your comment filter thought the V word was questionable content! LOL!!!! That filter would keel over if I had it at my site!!!

*cackle*

Bullshitted by Evilicious Blonde on August 26, 2006 07:00 PM