... BREAKING NEWS!... I just heard on Fox that Barry Manilow has had to cancel a bunch of his shows in Vegas because he has torn the cartilage in both hips...

... I immediately thought, "huh?.... what has that bad, bad boy been up to?"... I wonder if it is true what they say about the size of someone's nose in relation to other parts....

... scratch that, I don't want to know.... but both hips??... wow... that must have been one helluva session....

by Eric on August 18, 2006 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Nose? I always thought it was the hands and feet - at least all the research I have personally done has reflected that.

Bullshitted by drc on August 18, 2006 02:50 PM

What are you doing listening to Fox? ;)
I say it's the feet, too btw...which is why I married a boy with size 13's...heh heh heh...

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on August 18, 2006 03:01 PM

What I want to know is how the lady he was with fared... Good grief!

(You 'spoze it was a lady, right?? Hmmm... On second thought, never mind. I don't want to know after all...)

Bullshitted by Richmond on August 18, 2006 03:53 PM

slings can be dangerous if not used properly. That's all I'm sayin...

Bullshitted by RSM on August 18, 2006 05:22 PM

ewwww....just the thought!

Bullshitted by vicki on August 18, 2006 05:37 PM

I thought you always sang with your fucking mouth, not your hips? Some faggot must have had him in a step over toe hold?

Bullshitted by Catfish on August 18, 2006 06:31 PM