Arms....

.... well, my two daring visitors have hit the proverbial trail... and once again it has been a pleasure to entertain fellow bloggers.... If the size of my headache this morning was any indicator, I must have had one helluva good time last night.... All in all, Erica managed to get quite cozy with The Green Fairy... while Elisson and I polished off the remnants of an 18 year old Glen Livet, a sherry-aged Bowmore, and put quite a sizeable dent in an 18 year old Talisker.... Ugggggg....

... much pool was played... with winners and losers exchanging names with nearly every game...

.. oh, and I did my patriotic duty this morning too.... in regards to the current conflict in Israel, I personally presided over the arming ceremony of the brand spanking new Tennessee Division of the IDF... yep, you heard that right.... I armed the Jews... well, the only two Jews that I had around.... and it was marvelous....

.... Elisson chose the Taurus AFD-92 9mm sidearm in a shoulder holster with Bushmaster AR-15 accompaniment... while Erica chose the Beretta Cougar .45ACP and a Mossberg 500 extra-souped-up 12ga...

... and let me tell you, they looked downright fearsome... oh yeah....

... all I need now is to get my gunsmith to mount a bayonet lug on my riotgun, and I'll be set.... then I'll be rockin'....

.... nothing says "come and get it" like a shotgun with a bayonet fixed at the muzzle.....

... by the way... the rest of you guys have your tickets yet?.... time is a'flyin'....

by Eric on July 30, 2006 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Did they meet Superfly?

"Who's ya Daddyyyyy?! Supahfly ya Daddyyyyyyyy!!"

Bullshitted by zonker on July 30, 2006 07:54 PM

Aw, hell yes, we met Superfly.

Might even post that encounter on YouTube...it's a classic...

Bullshitted by Elisson on July 30, 2006 08:14 PM

Superfly? Hmmmm...maybe I don't want to know what/who superfly is...

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on July 30, 2006 08:31 PM

If I'm readin' what y'all are talkin' 'bout and not missin' somethin' 'tween the lines, Cousin Brad could whip superfly's ass if he had the inklin' to do so. Did they meet Cousin Brad... He cuts bulls balls off just to amuse Eric. And most importantly, was Cousin' Brad permitted to live to tell about it they did meet? That is the question.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on July 31, 2006 11:37 AM

That was supposed to be.. "IF" they did meet... My bad.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on July 31, 2006 11:38 AM

well, i definitely met something ... what it was, exactly, remains to be seen. i don't know if we'll ever truly figure that thing out but damn, i wouldn't mind having me one of them either.

... green fairy, indeed.

Bullshitted by erica on July 31, 2006 04:32 PM