Oil....

... last night I battened down the proverbial hatches and sunk myself into the latest version of "The Incredible Hulk", creatively titled "The Hulk"... and in a word, people, WOW.... the Hulk is my new homeboy... King Kong and The Hulk are two peas in a pod... and boy, do they speak to me...

... Jennifer Connelly sure is looking thin though... I'm starting to get a bit worried about her.... she doesn't look nearly as voluptuous as she did when Nick Nolte laid the pipe to her in "Mulholland Falls".... oh, and the bit where the Hulk ripped the head off of that giant mutant poodle just plain kicked ass...

... and ole Nick Nolte is looking a big ragged too, for that matter... after seeing his mug shot a while back, I bet he didn't even have to go to make-up for his role as the Hulk's Daddy.... mercy... screw drilling in the ANWR... we should just send a crew of roughnecks to squeeze Nick's head once or twice a day... his hair is an underutilized natural resource...

.... the more that I think of it, the more I suppose that I should probably write a letter to a politician or something...

by Eric on July 28, 2006 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (0) | Ummm, Ok....
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Funny story about that movie. My youngest watched it when he was 4 and upon seeing Jennifer Connelly said to my spouse, "Look! It's Mom!" Now those who've met me know I look NOTHING like Jennifer Connelly. NOTHING. My husband said our wee lad was just completely focused on the brown hair/blue eye thing. Nevertheless, my son was in my good graces for a very long time with that one...

Bullshitted by Bou on July 28, 2006 05:26 PM

"we should just send a crew of roughnecks to squeeze Nick’s head once or twice a day"...best line I've read all week, dude.

Bullshitted by zonker on July 28, 2006 05:46 PM

Yeah, it is a great line, but it seems to me that Zonker may be trying to get you over on his side of the blogwar. Just sayin'.

Bullshitted by T1G on July 28, 2006 08:12 PM

It's hard to believe Jennifer Connelly is looking less voluptuous. She has cannons and is still smokin.

Bullshitted by Shawn on July 29, 2006 01:25 PM